Archive for October, 2009

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Ashley Green in a bikini…just for the heck of it

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Here’s a few pictures of Ashley Green taken about a year ago, but since everyone is so eager to post them, we couldn’t let our journalistic integrity get in the way of following suit. So there you go…and consider the nipple an extra bonus…because we pride ourselves of going the extra mile for our readers… [...]

Russell Brand and Katy Perry’s cleavage are officially dating

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Russell Brand spent Friday night writing Katy Perry’s name on her breasts (trying to glue a photo on them would be too obvious…the man has a serious neck issue, especially when looking up which subsequently leads to issues when trying to remember who’s bunnies he dickslaps). Katy Perry was seen leaving his apartment with wet hair on Saturday [...]

Kate Moss nips out for YSL Fashion Show

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Kate Moss forgot the promise she made to her sad, saggy puppies to lend them some support with a bra (they were threatening to commit suicide and jump on her lap without a parachute), and decided to show her solidarity for the YSL catwalk models who came out wearing see-through tops during yesterday’s YSL fashion [...]

Dollhouse’s Eliza Dushku gets dolled up for David Perverman

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Eliza Dushku put on her tight bandage dress and platform heels and went to “heel” David Letterman’s wounded heart on Tuesday (October 6). Not sure what her intentions were with the Michael Jackson gloved hand, but we’re guessing she wanted to spank David in his upstairs pad with it after the show. Locky

K-Fed is a pig with a passion for hocking loogies…and it’s gotten him into a $100,000 worth of trouble

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Ever wonder what K-Fed does to waste time during downtime from doing nothing? He’s into decorating and interior designing. Here’s a list of some of his decorating techniques: 1) Expectorating lung mucus to paint exterior walls. 2) Breaking tiles to give flooring a nice patina. 3) Bending light posts to give them a surrealistic Dali-sh [...]

Serena Williams naked for ESPN…thankfully with someone else’s body

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Here’s Serena Williams attempting to bring all penises to the breaking point because, instead of being perched on top of the Empire State building, grabbing traffic helicopters with her toes she’s oiled up and naked on the cover of ESPN’s first Body Issue (to hit stands on October 9). And since staring at her privates [...]

“Gossip Girl” attempts to “erect” viewership with threesome

Nothing spells out “Jumping The Shark” more clearly than the need to infuse a perfectly  stupid good storyline with a sexual sandwich. Attempting to draw the viewers of ”Gossip Girl”, the production team of the show is currently working in a sex scene, which is scheduled to be featured on the November 9 episode of the [...]

Kelly Clarkson is holding a salad…and the guy next to her is carrying her chilli dogs

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Here’s Kelly Clarkson looking like Jack Osbourne before the weight loss trying to smuggle some doritos under the lettuce like a truck driver with a load of mexicans hiding inside his potato cartons in the back of his truck…because you know she breaks out in hives when green comes in contact with her mouth (unless the flavor [...]