Archive for October, 2009

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Michael Lohan:Lindsay is an empty fungus high on prescription drugs

Just when Michael Lohan was getting tired of being the only reader of his blog, Lindsay went and seriously f***ed things up in Paris what with her horrible clothing line and her side boob slips…which was fantastic, er, tragic, for the caring dad and gave him an opportunity to get some serious 10-minute press time to do what [...]

Khloe Kardashian can’t get her claws on Lamar’s money

It seems we have misjudged Lamar Odom and his set of balls. Khloe Kardashian has not managed to turn him into a pathetic poodle that dryhamps her tree-trunk of a leg only at her command. Maybe it had something to do with Khloe’s obsession of tying the knot days after his space shuttle got acquainted with her [...]

Brad Pitt unloads baggage in secret meeting with Jennifer;doesn’t object to comedy mocking them

Brad Pitt is said to have held a secret meeting with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston during a recent trip to New York. The pair, who ended their five-year marriage in 2005, apparently met up at a hotel in the city for an hour where Brad unloaded his emotional baggage. According to reports, the Hollywood star [...]

Aubrey O’Day’s poodle sucked in by her ass vortex

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You know, we wouldn’t have bothered posting this Twitter pictures of Aubrey O’Day if it wasn’t for our righteous indignation over a poor animal’s sheer terror when it realized it was going to have the same fate as Pinokio when it was swallowed by the giant whale…just look at the poodle’s eyes, and you’ll know [...]

Simon Cowell gave Cheryl Cole a headache

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Yesterday, we told you about Simon’s weird $1.6million birthday bash. Well, Cheryl Cole was one of the guests and here she is leaving the party at 5am, with a huge headache brought about by the free booze, but more so by staring at Simon’s face all night long as it was plastered on the ceilings, walls, [...]

Mischa Barton trying to trap a cab in NYC…with her snot

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There’s nothing better than sticking your finger up your air hole and then decorating your tablecloth of a dress with festive boogers to make a crazy cabby kill a few pedestrians and knock down a street sign or two in an attempt to avoid picking you up. They might be Pakistanis and Indians lady, but [...]

Tyler Perry reveals details of his childhood molestation and abuse on website

Filmmaker Tyler Perry, who is promoting a new movie about an abused teenager, has gone public with brutal memories of his own childhood beatings and molestation. In an email to fans that has Perry’s admirers buzzing, he recounts various examples of terrible childhood mistreatment – from his father beating him senseless to a neighbor woman [...]

Anne Heche keeps her children away from gay-healer mom

Anne Heche hasn’t introduced her sons to their grandmother – because the actress’ mum now works as a therapist who teaches how to “overcome” homosexuality…which is crazy isn’t it?  How did this clearly demented lady get that idea from? Who ever heard of anyone, er, say a lesbian, deciding Ellen Degenere’s coochie was utterly unappetizing [...]