Now we can all stop wondering whether Rihanna has aspirations to be a Parisian street hooker. All that display of nakedness during fashion week in Paris was really one giant neon billboard for Justin Timberlake’s dick satellite to capture. Unfortunately Justin has gay feminine sensibilities and does not want to upset Jessica Biel by breaking [...]

An ex-”Late Show” intern unmasked herself Saturday as one of David Letterman’s former flings – and sources revealed the randy funnyman keeps a bachelor pad atop the Ed Sullivan Theater. “I was madly in love with him at the time,” said Holly Hester. “I would have married him. He was hilarious.” Hester, who it appears went [...]

If you were wondering how this economic crisis has affected celebrities, here’s this bit of info on little Pavarotti (in size, not vocals) and her dark Pinokio of a husband that lets you know you’re not alone…now don’t you be hating…just think of how Mariah fuels the economy every time she says “Nicky,  i’m hungry, baby!!”: [...]

Ozzy Osbourne was diagnosed as HIV positive – but was later told the test results were wrong. The Black Sabbath rocker (60) was devastated to be told he had contracted the deadly virus, before further medical investigations revealed the results were due to the damage years of drug and alcohol abuse had caused to his immune system. [...]

The Backstreet Boys were forced to cancel several promotional appearances after member Brian Littrell was diagnosed with swine flu. The band released a statement Monday about Littrell’s diagnosis. While Littrell recovers, his bandmates Nick Carter, Howie Dorough and AJ McLean were prescribed Tamiflu as a preventative measure. The Backstreet Boys are set to release their [...]

Nicole Richie was taken to a Los Angeles hospital Monday after being involved in a car accident. The reality star, who recently gave birth to her second child with boyfriend Joel Madden, was injured when a car carrying two photographers rear-ended her. Richie and Madden’s children were not in the car at the time of [...]

According to The Sun, Simon Cowell celebrated his 50th bithday by throwing a $1.6million celebrity-studded bash at an 18th century mansion in London…a party that lasted until 5am and turned x-rated and raunchy…and ofcourse The Hoff was there to get poisoned by antibiotics (aka got shitfaced). According to the newspaper, around 400 guests quaffed $800 bottles [...]

Katrina Bowden is in Miami to celebrate her 21st birthday (bash taking place at LIV nightclub). And to match her 30 Rock character as the ditsy secretary with the mini dresses and skirts, she went for a tempting, itsy bikini while splashing in the water near the Fontainebleau Resort. As for the ditsy part, we really don’t [...]