These days Naomi Campbell takes it off only for Russian oil moguls and calls the Red Square home. So it was only fitting that her semi-naked moment on the Paris runway this past week would be for a Russian designer, Igor Chapurin. Who knew communism got her hot and heavy? Hey, if it fails with [...]

Here’s 51 year old Russell Simmons squeezing the grapefruit out if his juice heiress girlfriend, Julie Henderson at the beach in Miami and proving to all the bad-mouthers out there who thought 28 years would get in the way that when your wallet is a sexual stud looking like a cross between ET,  Yoda the [...]

Rihanna celebrated fashion week in Paris by putting up neon nipple, crotch and ass signs in every catwalk show she attended. First it was the striped sheer dress and the complete lack of underwear. Then came the mini dress and the constant crossing and un-crossing of her legs. At the Jean Paul Gaultier show, she showed [...]

Lindsay Lohan was in Paris over the weekend to take part in Emanuel Ungaro’s fashion show. But the hightlight of her visit was when she attended Busta Rhyme’s gig at the VIP Room on Saturday. Lilo told her bunnies to let loose and rap to the rythm while she wrapped herself in a cocoon of [...]

Saturday night was very educational. After watching SNL we learnt that a) Lady Gaga is a dwarf (she’s actually shorter than Madonna) b) Swept Away was the worst movie ever for a very good reason (Madonna and acting in the same sentence feels as wrong as a satanist working in a soup kitchen) c) thongs are [...]

Paris Hilton is the new Martha Stewart…that is if Martha Stewart was open to producing instructional videos on how to give a BJ and her idea of an advertising campaign would be to flash her smiling crotch at the paparazzi. By now we’re pretty sure douche boytoy Doug has learnt his lesson on how to [...]

You gotta love Ozzy Osbourne. He’s so beyond caring what the world thinks of him that he has no qualms revealing the only purpose his dick has is to give Sharon a vaginal rash. Which is no surprise to anyone who’s ever watched Ozzy getting peed on by Sharon’s army of PMSing poodles and barely [...]

According to RadarOnline.com, at the same time he was telling a national TV audience that he wanted to put the brakes on his divorce and establish a better relationship with his wife, Jon Gosselin was secretly emptying their bank account. Jon violated an arbitrator’s rules and pulled hundreds of thousands of dollars out of his [...]