Archive for October, 2009

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Update:Police pulls down museum’s exhibit of naked 10-year old Brooke Shields

British Police has prohibited the Tate Modern Museum from putting up the image of 10-year old Brooke Shields as part of a pornographic exhibit, a move that will surely disappoint all pedophiles who already packed their suitcases for a lovely weekend of “cultural exploration” in London. Officers forced London’s world-renowned Tate Modern Museum to close [...]

Friends fear John Travolta is suicidal

Friends of John Travolta fear he may be on the brink of suicide because he feels so much guilt over the death of his 16-year-old son Jett Travolta, according to American tabloid The Globe. The Globe alleges that Travolta is in a deep depression and his close friends and family fear he could be contemplating [...]

Millionaire Michael Moore: Capitalism did nothing for me

Documentary film director Michael Moore, who has become a millionaire thanks to the profits from his movies, told CNSNews.com that “capitalism did nothing” for him.  Speak of hypocrisy…Apparently, Mr. Moore has a grudge against capitalism because, well, it didn’t make him a billionaire, just a humble millionaire. CNSNews.com spoke with Moore on the red carpet at the Uptown Theatre in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday [...]

Michael Jackson returns from the grave, smuggles a couple of Wonderlands in his bra

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Yea we know, it’s Latoya, but you have to admit the tagline was snappy. Jermaine and La Toya Jackson led the tributes to their brother Michael at the MOBO Awards 2009 and we thinks Latoya has been enhanced a couple times since her ‘classy’ Playboy spread in 1989. Or, maybe, she’s all ‘natural’ just like [...]

David Letterman admits to banging his staffers, gets extorted by 48 Hours employee (w/video)

NEW YORK — CBS says an employee has been charged with attempted grand larceny in an investigation involving “Late Show” host David Letterman, who has acknowledged that he had sexual relationships with female employees and that someone tried to extort $2 million from him over the affairs. CBS says the employee worked on “48 Hours” [...]

Gwen Stefani really doesn’t want her kids to be popular

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Some people are always going on about how lucky celeb kids are, born into a world with everything….we beg to differ. Look at Gwen Stefani for example. First she gives her offspring retarded names like Kingston and Zuma…Zuma??!! Is that a warlord king to some cannibalistic tribe in Africa? Whatever happen to nice Anglo Saxon [...]

Britney Spears doesn’t like pants….or is the new midfielder for Manchester United

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Well a girl’s gotta air out her junk after imprisoning it for so long on tour. That’s what it seems Britney Spears is doing since ending her tour last week. We kinda like this outfit, if you can call it that….the booty calls attention away from the butterface, and that’s just clever planning. Wonder where [...]

Rihanna gets nakedier on her Euroslut tour

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She pissed off the church in Italy with her threads and obviously took it to heart. Rihanna arrived in Paris, without modesty and, from what we hear, without panties. This little ass-amble was created by some dude named Pugh and was featured at the fashion show Rihanna attended. The progression is obvious, by the time [...]