Archive for October, 2009

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Katy Perry pays a cheeky tribute to Michael Jackson’s ‘This is it’

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Katy Perry would like to put the Michael Jackson tragedy ‘behind’ her ‘ass’ she wore this little sheer number at the LA premiere of Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It.’  Trust us, we have a million bad ‘ass’ jokes…oh, speaking of bad jokes, look!….it’s the ‘not always gay’ Adam Lambert on her arm. Between this coupling and [...]

Amber Heard named The Scream Queen by FHM

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Not sure what a ‘scream queen’ is…not even sure if FHM is a magazine anyone reads anymore, but what we are sure of is Amber Heard is in it, and she looks damn D-lish. With fright movies like Zombieland and the flop remake, The Stepfather, is Amber Heard really the queen of horror? Maybe what [...]

Lindsay Lohan Rocks The Kasbah….well her boobs do at least

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The inventor of the silicon breast implant should be canonized….because even though Lindsay Lohan is not-so-slowly wasting away, her tits are as lively as your stomach acids after a Taco Bell lunch. Lindsay attended Richard Branson’s Rock the Kasbah event at the former Vibiana Cathedral in downtown LA. BTW, is the blond look really the [...]

Rosie O’Donnell proves why circus bears make lousy lovers

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Have you heard about the story recently about a skating Russian bear that got a little antsy and decided to dismember its trainer….while wearing skates? These photos of Rosie O’Donnell, no relation to said bear, reminds us of that story. Perhaps Rosie was hungry, perhaps she was angered by the sun reflections on the water, [...]

Daryl Hannah gets nippy for the environment

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Here’s Daryl Hannah at the EMA (Environmental Media Association) Awards looking all, well, sane and putting in a fine display of her unopressed environmentally-friendly (plastic free) mammaries. Although to be honest, we much prefer her naked and chained making love to an almost extinct tree-trunk. Locky

It’s official:Amy Winehouse has lost all nipple sensation

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Amy Winehouse’s new boobs are like two lightbulbs sitting on her chest, only there is no sign of an electric current going through them. How else can we explain the fact that the doped lollipop had her new giant snooker balls hanging out of her corset dress as she was leaving a restaurant in London and [...]

Anna Faris is like a pug;you know it’s ugly, but you still love it…especially its boobs

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And we’re betting half of you won’t even manage to mentally unglue your face from her flapper folds long enough to look at her face and nod in agreement that we do make a good point. But we don’t blame you…it’s like watching the best part of a game and your wife is behind you yelling [...]

Here’s one prosthetic limb that can’t stay out of the limelight

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Heather Mills was a sight for sore ice as she shoved SpongeBob in her ass and stuck her pirate leg into a rollerskate in preparation for her part in Dancing On Ice (on British ITV which starts in January). And in case you didn’t catch the prosthetic part when she told you it’s fake and it [...]