Archive for October, 2009

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Madonna gets her hands (evil biceps and veins) dirty in Malawi

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Those of you who know Madonna’s ways of operating must surely wonder if those are graves she’s digging (although she’d do that at night when there’d be no cameras around). For you know those biceps bulk up and the veins get throbby only when she’s doing dirty work, i.e closing in on the victim of the day, devouring [...]

Angelina Jolie said to have had sex with mom’s lover at 16

  Controversial writer Andrew Morton (the one responsible for the Princess Diane and Monica Lewinsky biographies) alleges that the star slept with Marcheline Bertrand’d live-in lover when she was just 16 in a shocking new biography.   Angelina was devastated when her mother died of cancer, in 2007, at the age of 56.   Reports [...]

Susan Sarandon up for Best Mother Award

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You know how loving parents always want to give their children what they never had, or desire for them to have the opportunities that never presented themselves to them when they were young? Well, apparently Susan Sarandon never got the chance to dry hump infront of a camera with her titties slapping some guy’s forehead [...]

Miley Cyrus’s 9 year-old sister dressed as jailbait

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She might be only nine, but the Cyrus family apparently thinks it’s time to let producers and agents alike know that Noah Cyrus is a ripe fruit ready to be plucked from the tree…and who knows, with a bit of luck they will take the bait and cast her as the sixth member of Sex And The [...]

Julia Roberts breasts make a mid-life comeback

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She’s usually covered from head to toe like a proper, subservient Saudi Arabian housewife, but Julia Roberts actually stripped off her clothes into a tiny bikini to take a dip with Javier Bardem yesterday while filming scenes in Bali for Eat, Pray, Love. It’s nice to see Julia Roberts actually has breast and not a [...]

Non-male (unless you’re gay) moment of the day:David Beckham strips off

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This is for all the girls out there (including the ones with a 5 o’clock shadow) who get their panties (or sparkly speedos) twisted at the sight of a six-pack attached to a head with a creepy werewolf beard growing in weird places and a voice that reminds us Victoria Beckham pulled David Beckham’s testicles [...]

Another week another look into Pam Anderson’s enviromentally hazardous beaver

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Showing off her undying attraction for any platform that can provide the opportunity to “accidentally” showcase her bacteria-friendly beaver , Pamela Anderson got busy snowboarding with a mini dress (at least the white panties matched the theme of the day) on a makeshift mountain at a private home in Malibu, California on Sunday (October 25). Apparently, US Olympic [...]

Miranda Kerr gets cl-assy for V Magazine

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Who would have thought…Miranda’s bones were left all alone and depressed since her fat decided to commit suicide, but it seems they still have some sort of a hiding place or reprieve in her backporch…unless ofcourse the meat was digitally resurrected for the sake of November’s V issue. Doubts aside, Miranda Kerr should never show us [...]