Archive for October, 2009

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Katy Perry’s breasteses are gender-bending

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Free from the oppression of having to cover her chest satellite in the presence of new boyfriend Russel Brandt so that he can manage once and for all to register her face in his long-term memory, Katy Perry went slutty disco queen at the Mika concert happy that her titties were finally free to dangle like [...]

Lindsay Lohan busts out a blurry areola

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Sorry for the censorship, but wasn’t sure if companies have the same strict NSFW policies for fuzzy, hard to make out nips. Either way, Lindsay (here shopping in NYC for shoes) proves her bunnies are more like cockroaches, able to survive a nuclear blast. Despite looking like Donatella with the skin pins off due to the coke/booze/prescription meds running through [...]

Britney Spears breaks out the slut wear:it must be love

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Here’s Britney Smeared looking like an axhausted, sore and achy 40 year-old hooker after pulling a double shift in a motel with a busted mirror coming out of Little Door (the door was actually of a decent size, that’s the name of the restaurant), after what an obviously drunk onlooker described to X17 Online as a [...]

Question of the day:did we get to see Brad Pitt’s ass-crack because of a naughty paparazzo or because Brad sucks at driving a motorbike?

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Folks, the story is a convoluted one, but the bottom line is this: Brad Pitt should stop pretending to be George Clooney because a) he does not have a non-ovulating piece of ass holding on to his chubby for dear life thus, making risking become a rawhide worthwhile and b) he needs both hands to [...]

Mika fans treated to porn

This is what happens when you and your latest single share the same name as a porn star. You treat your fans searching online for your latest video to a naughty gang-banging. Mika’s new track is called Rain and as soon as the name was released people hit the net to try to find the promo. [...]

Sandra Bullock in custody battle with jailed porn star

  America’s sweetheart, the actress Sandra Bullock, is being dragged into an unpleasant legal battle to prove that she is a better parent than her husband’s former wife, the star of more than 100 pornographic movies, the Times of London reported. Bullock is backing claims by her husband Jesse James, the television celebrity, that they [...]

Mariahsaurus Rex sure does have a set of drumsticks on her

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Those thighs were made for crushin’, and that’s just what they’ll do, one of these days those thighs will make Nick Cannon into stew. Ok, that sucked, but check out those nut crackers! We hope little ol Nick’s vertebrae is insured by Lloyds of London. Mariah was spotted in these widdy biddy short shorts, getting [...]

Pam Anderson uses her old beaver to save the baby seals

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Pam Anderson has an ‘interesting’ view on life. She showed up at the Ontario provincial legislature on Friday to introduce the new ads. Pam, or as we like to call her, HO1 N1, is doing her part to launch PETA’s new campaign against Canada’s commercial seal slaughter when she started dry-humping this creepy fuzzy beast [...]