Archive for October, 2009

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Ana Beatriz Barros sheds her clothes for DT magazine

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Brazilian model Ana Beatriz Barros gives her natural look to the fashion magazine DT Spain for their October 2009 issue. Ana has done a complete photo shoot for the magazine with photographer Henrique Gendre. If seeing Ana in the nude isn’t enough to stop one’s heart, how about that tramp stamp….oh lordy! We’re throwing in some [...]

Sienna Miller mauled by a tiger at play premiere

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Sienna Miller looked like she came out alive after a fight with a jungle beast (or a pissed-off cheated wife) at the Broadway premiere of her first stage play “After Miss Julie” in which she plays a man-eater trying to steal away another woman’s man. At least she puts her true skills to work this [...]

Shauna Sand is selling her tits on Ebay;Buy it now for $9.99 (with video)

Shauna Sand’s lucite stripper heels must be busted because she’s out selling her stuff for$0.99 to buy new ones. Shauna posted a video yesterday announcing to the world that Christmas is right around the corner and her autographed titties would make a much better present than socks. We’re just hoping that the 60 bucks she [...]

Mommy’s DNA takes over, Lourdes grows fangs

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Oh, isn’t this adorable? Lourdes is all grown up and looks just like mommy dearest (except for the vains and bat wings, those usually show up after a vampire’s first century). Wonder if Madonna invites Lourdes for a taste of Jesus blood when she dives into him at exactly 24:00 every night. Run Jesus, run! [...]

Adrianne Curry is going to disappoint us on October 31st

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Adrianne Curry was recently caught (aka had a friend take pictures and posted them on Twitter before she even paid for Amy Winehouse’s wig) at a costume shop trying out outfits for Halloween. Note to Adrianne: if there’s one night we expect regular sluts and closet sluts to come out looking like slutty schoolgirls or nurses this is [...]

January Jones’ November boobs spark debate

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January Jones and her forehead slappers are featured in November’s issue of GQ and as usual the hot question of the day is: are we spanking the monkey to extra pixels? GQ rushed to Ms. January’s defense with a post titled: Yes. They are Real and they are Spectacular! So with GQ’s blessing, spank away [...]

Akon presents new trophy to winners at MTV Africa Music Awards

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Trust Akon to ensure all fellow Africans that he has not failed their heritage by still sporting a dick that can double as a playground slide (ok, that did not come out right). At the October 12 MTV Africa Music Awards, Wyclef and Akon took off their pants and started doing pushups (because that’s the [...]

Catherine Zeta-Jones makes out with something that’s not fossilized

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Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones taking a break from Michael Douglas’s limp dick dangling like a christmas decoration in between her thighs and romping instead with a 25-year old dude who doesn’t taste of naphthalene or embalming fluid in the upcoming movie The Rebound. Must be nice to give tongue and receive tongue instead of dentures trying to lodge [...]