Here’s Demi Moore at a book launch party in L.A on Monday proving that taking her plastic surgeon off of speed dial and depending on Ashton Kutcher’s kilsaba sausage as a rejuvenation device was the wrong move. Mind you, Demi still denies she ever spent a dime (she must have been sleep-walking the day she [...]

Pamela Anderson is taking turns showering in a trailer and relieving herself in an outhouse because she fell for platinum. In an effort to create what she calls her “dream home” she plunged herself in a multi-million dollar debt and is currently sued by a multitude of contractors and builders. In yet another desperate move [...]

Nah, we’re just messing with you. Paul Sculfor is giving a guy a dental cleaning with his tongue and maybe getting a chubby in his g-string for the sake of dow…or art as straight men who like to be brokebacked in movies like to call it. Paul is in Madrid, Spain currently filming the PORN [...]

Kim Kardashian was celebrating her 29th birthday at Tao in Las Vegas with sister Kourtney when she gave the crowd the gift of her sparkly crotch and 10% of her backplanet’s surface…or not depending on whether you think sticky tree-trunk thighs and the biggest onion bulb ever sitting on them is a gift. The funny thing [...]

Can someone please tell Ryan Reynolds to stop sucking the life out of his wife’s titties? Scarlett Johannson without cleavage is like Paris without the Eiffel Tower (ok, since your mind went to THAT Paris first, it’s like Paris without the sex tapes) or Kim Kardashian without the Giant’s stadium stuck to her lower half for goodness [...]

Here’s Eva Longoria sitting next to her husband Tony Parker (when she was not standing on top of 4 London Fog suitcases so he could kiss her forehead) doing a pretty good job at promoting raincoats to street girls who have no time to underss and get into their job uniforms but still want to look classy. Eva [...]

Here’s Jordan’s crossdresser cage-fighter boyfriend Alex Reid looking like he’s about to explode from pleasure at the feel of Jordan’s cheap (and most likely unwashed) shiny spandex touching his taped weaner. See, Jordan had him wear the same outfit she wore to Ibiza the week she spent having a dozen men draw graffiti on its [...]

This picture is part of the photo shoot that started the trash talk about Miranda Kerr looking like Orlando Bloom’s starving sex slave. But, instead of focusing on her bones, we prefer to direct everyone’s eyes to the more positive things in this world…like Miranda’s naughty nipple. Aren’t you glad we are the kind of [...]