It’s disappointing, but John Travolta seems to be unable to make a breakaway from Scientology even after his son’s death. John and his wife Kelly flew all the way to England to be the surprise guests at the 25th Anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists at Manor Hall, West Sussex this past weekend. It [...]

NASSAU, Bahamas – The trial of two people accused of trying to extort John Travolta following the death of his son in the Bahamas has ended in a mistrial after a lawmaker suggested the still-deliberating jury had acquitted one of the defendants. Senior Justice Anita Allen said she was reluctantly ordering a new trial “in the [...]

David Letterman braved facing the chance that his incontinence would kick in while doggy humping his assistant and taped his balls thrushing against his knee caps, giving everyone with a Viagra erection that just won’t go away a new non-prescription antidote. So unless you have a thing for SnowWhite pubes, you want to be away [...]

Madonna is becoming something of a skinflint (and we’re not even going to stoop as low as to suggest she chose Kaballah because she has a lot in common with the virtues of Jew living and giving…or not giving).  Because she’s certainly not into using her enormous wealth to help those less fortunate…unless the “less fortunate” happen to [...]

The cabbie of Camden, dad of the biggest crackie of Camden is becoming a VIP in Britain…so much so he is now speaking infront of MPs (Members of Parliament) on drug rehabilitation issues. So either these MPs have no idea Mitch Wino wanted his daughter to be put in a mental institution, cried like a baby in [...]

Ok, time to move to London because every TAS worth getting a boner for seems to be finding their artistic expression in prancing around naked on a theatre stage like it was their darn living room. Here’s Kelly Brook as Miss September in a promotional picture for the upcoming play Calendar Girls (previously played by Jerry [...]

Apparently 36FFs have an undeniable and unexplainable attraction to geeks with really, really stupid names. As far as this ditsy souped up version of a chest was concerned, Christopher Mintz-Plasse might have been named Christopher Rapunzel or Snow White just as well…because his nerdy penis captivated her in such a way she could only express [...]

Here’s Peaches Geldof and her body graffiti trying to sell undies to what we’re sure of now must be the gays, trannies and crossdressers of Britain. Seriously though, did the marketing geniuses at the Ultimo Underwear company pull Mel B’s and Peaches’s names out of bowl of random cards? Was Kelly Brook really, really busy [...]