Archive for November, 2009

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Grady Sizemore’s sizeable penis is trying to increase our female readership

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Cleveland Indians center fielder Gray Sizemore is attempting to stop any further publication of a set of nude pictures (in which he happily admires his pecker in front of a mirror and shares hugs with) which he e-mailed to his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger (and this is as far as we’re going to go [...]

Rihanna wants all women to get naked

Rihanna appeared on the British X Factor last night (during which she did an impersonation of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and then proceeded to lip-sync), and later on gave an exclusive interview to British Tabloid The Sun during which she of course tried again to bring out Sexy/Liberated Rihanna…which meant talking about getting naked [...]

George Clooney’s girlfriend reportedly cheating on him

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It seems Italian newspapers have caught Elisabetta Canalis in the act of cheating on female national treasure numero uno (and aren’t we loving this…not that we have anything against dudes whose penis has more frequent flyers than American Airlines). And so it seems that while Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow were jetting through London for [...]

Carmen Electra goes topless to promote new reality show

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Fresh off the “leaked” lesbian sex tape trail, Carmen Electra is continuing her endeavors to promote her new gem of a reality show, E!’s The Perfect Catch (involving a bunch of horny hot chicks, a horny tranny and a group of even hornier dudes with six-packs looking to score on a Greek Island) by unleashing [...]

Rihanna promotes album by talking about big dicks and masturbating, Chris Brown to promote his by talking about her

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If there’s anyone who doesn’t know Rihanna has an album out called Rated R, then she wants to do something about it…preferably by speaking in a language their dick antennas can receive loud and clear. After telling the world all she wants for Christmas is a big Super Soaker to have fun with and that [...]

Lady Gaga scares the sex monster away for good

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Here’s Lady Gaga performing during her Monster Ball Tour in Montreal on Friday, giving a new meaning to the medical condition known as “dicks suffering from vaginophobia”. And since we now know she’s afraid of The Sex Monster (speaking to E! News at the release party for The Fame Monster, she explained that the album [...]

David Hasselhoff released from psychiatric hold, ex-wife gets charged with DUI

Not a very pleasant weekend for The Hoff and his ex-missus as it seems they both opted to have a romantic date with the bottle. And while David’s excuse was, as usual, his medication doing weird and nasty things to him, Pamela Bach’s excuse was, well, his “condition” pushing her over the top. David Hasselhoff [...]

Michael Jackson’s bodyguard caught trying to sell his face mask for $150,000

According to News Of The World, one of Michael Jackson’s most trusted bodyguards, Eric Muhammad is cashing in on his boss’s death by attempting to sell the surgical face mask Michael wore the night before he died…and they have the video to prove it (he tried to clinch a deal with an undercover reporter working [...]