Archive for November, 2009

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Tila Tequila is suing NFL star for battery and false imprisonment

Tila Tequila is definitely not letting this one go and is now suing San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman in a filing alleging domestic violence. Attorney Cyrus Nownejad told The Associated Press that Tequila is seeking $1.5 million in damages. Merriman was arrested on Sept. 6 after Tequila signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing him [...]

Michael Jackson’s son inherited his skin disorder

While the paternity of Michael Jackson’s children will probably always be questioned until DNA testing proves definitively that the king of pop is indeed their biological father, Michael’s sister says he is the father, and that his son has even inherited his rare skin condition. La Toya Jackson says that his eldest son, Prince Michael [...]

Father of Michael Jackson molestation accuser commits suicide

According to WPIX of New Jersey, the father of the young boy who accused Michael Jackson of molestation was found dead. Evan Chandler, the boy’s father, was found dead on November 4, 2009 at approximately 5: 35 p.m. According to reports, Evan Chandler died from a self inflicted gun shot to the side of his [...]

Blake Lively wants you to pay attention to her breasts

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Just in case you had the great misfortune of not watching the Emmys in September and therefore missing Blake Lively’s The Power of Breasts:Why I Can Turn Men Into Dust With My Cleavage, she just offered an encore at the screening of The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee in NYC. We’re thinking at this point [...]

Katie Holmes as Villain in MI4? Tom Cruise’s interpretation of “Deadly Vagina”

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Here’s Katie Holmes on the set of The Romantics looking like her midgit beat her up again for persisting on yielding female reproductive organs despite the cocktail of scientological herbs and Tom’s abracadabra every night. And since actually making out with her would cause his psoriasis to flare up, Tom intends on using her as [...]

Ashley Tisdale in a bikini

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Here’s blond again Ashley Tisdale parading around in a tiny bikini while vacationing with her family in Mexico and while she’s looking trim and fit we had to ask ourselves this all-important question: would we be willing to spend a day in Guantanamo picking up soap from the floor while some scary hairy terrorist is [...]

Hayden Panattiere wants to bang the whales…no that didn’t come out right:Hayden premieres her bangs at save the whales

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Here’s something worthy of stopping the presses:Hayden Panattiere has bangs everyone! And seriously, it has nothing to do with this being a slow news day. It’s just that we love whales and what better way to bring attention to them than Hayden Panattiere blowing kisses in her mini dress and new bangs (did we mention [...]

Amy Winehouse hospitalized after “allergic reaction to medication”

Amy Winehouse and David Hassellhoff must be reading from the same manual of “how to spin it when you play that game of holding an open bottle of Patron with your teeth while your hands are tied up or when you pretend you’re a sniffer dog but instead you decide to snort the coke you [...]