If you’re hearing strange bubbling sounds, that’s Robert Pattinson’s head heating up and getting ready for combustion…because fame has seriously messed up his brain wiring. You see, for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed nothing would spell “destruction of America” more clearly than messing up the new Twilight premiere and maybe taking a few fingers off from Robert’s [...]

Friends of Alex Rodriguez are telling that he is a changed man because of Kate Hudson and as proof they say he won’t even talk to cheerleaders out of respect for her. The way we see it a) Kate’s making sure he’s getting so much sex with her his tool is going to break like [...]

Leighton Meester is one of those actresses you throw in the pile of ‘pretty but not pretty talented’ heap and wonder how long till she drops off the fame radar altogether. Leighton lights up the pages of GQ Magazine, Dec issue, wearing very little and spreading a little too far. But then again, this is [...]

Could it be? Has Britney shaken off the yo-yo weight issue that has plagued her ass and loveless handles for the past post-spawn years? While Britney’s face still looks like a stressed mom who can’t find a parking space in the rain, the rest of her actually looks rock solid as you all can see [...]

At this point in time, we would like to thank Beyonce for providing the breath of fresh air when it comes to our upskirt moments because after looking at pictures of Shauna Sands drawing smiley faces on her crotch for photo ops for the 100th time, we felt as excited about our club members as [...]

After doing normal for just about half an hour on a German TV show last week, Lady Gaga was back to causing penis atrophies with her soulmate of Scissorhands appearance at  the MOCA NEW 30th anniversary gala held at MOCA (Museum Of Contemporary Art) on November 14, 2009 in Los Angeles. Lady Gaga performed “Speechless” [...]

Here’s Eliza Dushku working on her car in Los Angeles and proving that we should all stop fixing things and do the unmanly thing of pretending to know zilch…especially when the apparatus in need of fixing requires bending down. And isn’t that manual cute? Makes you want to crawl in her ass crack and come [...]

Nicolas Cage has been facing two home foreclosures and tax bill for $6 million. The actor fell victim to a financial downfall in which he blamed his long time business manager, Samuel J. Levin, stating that he, “lined his [own] pockets with several million dollars in business management fees while sending Cage down a path [...]