Here’s Khloe Kardashian weighing her options and deciding a knee scrape would be far worse than her sister giving birth to a drooling candicap with a constant eye twitch. Note of caution to Lamar:one of these days she might realize that you have way too many kids and doing away with one to satisfy her craving for [...]

Here’s Amy Winehouse coming out of her favorite bar in London and doing everything humanly possible to convince us that a set of inflatables now qualifies her as a woman who can crank up the dial on a man’s frightened penis. Alas, we’re still waiting for the head implant (and hoping she won’t draw freckles on that [...]

A couple of days after giving her little daughter a definite reason to say these lines on Bad Cops “i’m a drug-addicted prostitute and yes, i killed the bastard!” a few years down the road (see mommy dearest popping out nightmare nipple for photo op), Shauna Sands decided to dress down for a dinner night [...]

Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson was arrested on Wednesday after brawling with a celebrity photographer at Los Angeles International Airport and injuring the man’s head, police said. The photographer, who was not immediately identified, also was arrested. He suffered a cut to his forehead and was taken to a hospital. It was not known [...]

The way we see it, Brad Pitt is left with only two options (because mutilating your nut sacks to avoid having your sperms used in a United Colors of Benetton campaign is not working anymore thanks to all the strays out there): 1) start using pot on a daily basis for medicinal purposes…that purpose being [...]

Donald Trump has a score to settle with former Miss CA USA Carrie Prejean. Trump, the head of the Miss USA Organization, disputes the claim that Prejean makes in her book “Still Standing: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, Hate, and Political Attacks” — that the Donald divided up pageant contestants based on [...]

Part-time lesbian Fergie wasn’t aware she had to stop sleeping with girls when she married hubby Josh Duhamel.  Fergie - who’s admitted to a steamy past of girl-girl encounters – was convinced same-sex frolics didn’t qualify as cheating in a marriage. That was until her therapist informed the singer that all kinds of infidelity were strictly forbidden. Fergie [...]

NY Daily News reports that Tom Cruise once threatened to “beat the living shit” out of three disobedient scientologists who would not beat the confessions out of sinners. After issuing the threat, Cruise promptly ordered his muscle guys to execute the threat because he realized finding a stool to stand on before handing over fists [...]