Lady Gaga is giving Marilyn Manson a run for his money in her new video Bad Romance and it’s not necessarily all bad (see lettuce torso in a cage with vertebrae showing). If you suspend belief for a minute or two that supermodels would actually want to kidnap Lady Gaga (unless they’ve been fasting for [...]

It took all but 5 minutes for Eddie Cibrian to realize his dick needed a secondary home to his mistress’s coochie (you know, for those times it shuts down for repairs, renovations and such) and now he’s raving mad a magazine called him on it. A rep for Cibrian says Cibrian is suing over a [...]

So wait…Pamela Anderson finally realized that her pictures have been subbing for a penis shriveling apparatus for years now and that her face has been permanently stuck on October 31st? And she thinks that a ring flash will make the nightmares go away? Too bad she forgot to give photographers the manual on how to [...]

Back a while ago, we reported that Jennifer Lopez was very anxious about the possibility a sex-tape she made with ex-husband Ojani Noa during their 1997 honeymoon was going to get public because of her ex’s desire to cash in. The tape involved her getting spanked by Noa in their bedroom and shots of her [...]

Thank you Jane Fonda for ruining Barbarella forever. Now the image of you writhing on a bed of hay in your patent leather suit with a gun in your hand and your pokies shining through the metal will be replaced by your squealing metal hip as you give your soon to be 4th husband(to music [...]

Russell Brand caused chaos when he cancelled a British TV appearance by his girlfriend Katy Perry so he could spend hours mapping out her forehead slappers. Russell phoned British host of Quiz Night Chris Moyles with the news just hours before singer Katy was due to be a guest on the DJ’s show. The bombshell [...]

We’re not quick to jump to conclusions here…on second thought, we are: Lilo, what did you do to Heath? Are you the one that deprived us of the best Joker ever? Jokes aside folks (because in truth, Heath must have had serious issues to begin with if he was willing to risk it all and [...]

If you exclude the batwing pants that made it look Lady Gaga has two erect penises who hate each other and don’t want to meet in the middle when she appeared on the German TV Show Wetten Das? recently, she looked, well, not as painful as having your eye folds stapled to your forehead and [...]