That’s it! We’re moving to New Zealand. And it’s not just because ever since The Lord Of The Rings we’ve been dreaming of running free in its mountains with the goblins. The New Zealanders just get us. Basically having the balls to call Paris Hilton a stupid, vain empty shell but with an uncanny ability [...]

Usher is craving some Rihanna booty according to the National Inquirer, but Rihanna who’s been getting savvy about avoiding blows to the head wants to wait until his divorce is finalized before granting him VIP access because she doesn’t want to get punched by another man with too much testosterone and excess pubic hair: Usher’s [...]

Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio are featured in this month’s GQ UK (December 2009). This is the first shoot Alessandra did after having her baby last year – they shot it during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008. And speaking of Victoria’s Secret here is their newest hottie Candice Swaynepoel for the December issue [...]

Here’s Carrie Prejean offering her thoughts in the literary gem of a book she has coming out soon: “Unfortunately, pornography has become mainstreamed — it rushes at us through big screens, portable screens; soft-core porn is on mainstream TV cable stations, hard-core porn is just a mouse click away on the internet, and the envelope [...]

Christian Serratos posted her latest PETA campaign for animal rights on her Twitter page yesterday afternoon and we couldn’t be happier for PETA’s ability to brainwash barely legal hot chicks (she just turned 18) to ditch their clothes. We have no idea where this Twilight-esque Ad will run, but we’ve already printed it out and [...]

A couple of Australian hosts pushed Joel Madden’s last nerve during an interview Monday, and he reportedly walked out mid-interview while on FOX FM in Melbourne. Madden sent out an angry tweet through his Twitter account, “Just walked out of a FOX FM interview in Melbourne not in the mood to be a clown.” He [...]

About a year ago Nicole Kidman signed on to play a transsexual in The Danish Girl, and now Gwyneth Paltrow has signed on to play her (his?) wife…which makes the love scenes as pleasurable as watching two WWF wrestlers making out and then throwing up in a bucket. Did Charlize Theron really have to go [...]

Here’s Marissa Miller showing the contestants of America’s Next Top Model that you’ll never get to the top unless you can focus all your energy and thoughts into sticking out your ass and funbags and curing all erectile dysfunctions out there in the process. Unfortunately this all important lesson went over their head because the [...]