Don’t get too excited. The gun’s bullets were stopped by the padding of coke bags tied to her chest (it’s Morocco and she went prepared…drug supply is not as dependable as it is back home) so Lindsay Lohan is still alive and carrying on with her mission as a penis pesticide (fingers crossed the [...]

Here’s Kelly Rowland looking like she’s pushing out a big one right on the sand in Miami beach. In truth, Kelly was busting out some unladylike moves due to her kettlebell exercises which she was doing on the beach, fully clothed, before breaking into a sweat and deciding to take off the clothes and go [...]

Princess Jasmine got a massive boob job (which subsequently ate her top) and decided to drop Aladdin in favor of a career in high-end prostitution, courtesy of Kim Kardashian who’s lifelong dream was to defile sweet Disney characters and condition men (much like Pavlov and his dogs) to salivate and start barking when the magic lamp [...]

Here’s Ice-T and Coco at the M2 Ultra Lounge on Saturday showing us why when married to a woman whose ass is the size of Switzerland, safety comes first…in this case, using a mouth piece to bite on when Coco’s ass drains the blood out of Ice-T’s penis is essential to prevent chewing and then swallowing [...]

Lilo is upping the ante in the verbal war between her and her precious daddy Michael Lohan. “The next shopping spree I’m going on is for a new last name!!!” Lindsay Tweeted late Friday night, the end of a series of Tweets attacking her father. “My father is a lunatic&doesn’t even deserve such a title [...]

Whoever thought Lady Gaga hanging a Hello Pussy purse in close proximity to her vagina was the perfect image to promote the Hello Kitty brand is an absolute genius. Heck, after seeing these pictures don’t you want to buy a Hello Kitty t-shirt and give it to your 6-year old daughter as a gift? That’s [...]

This is what happens when a 62-year old insists on eating undercooked butt hummus even if it’s from a trustworthy source (see husband David Furnish). He gets the E.Coli and the influenza in a two for the price of one package. And we know what you’re thinking: he was looking a bit bloated lately, so [...]

Mel Gibson became a father for the eighth time, it was revealed last night. The Braveheart actor had the baby girl with his 39-year-old Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva on Friday. The birth was a few weeks early (she was supposed to give birth in December), but mother and baby are doing well at home. Gibson [...]