Who would have thought? Even if Jordan dressed her crotch up as Hades and fire was spewing out of it, few people would have noticed because on Saturday night, her cross-dresser boyfriend officially became scarier than possibly Freddy Crouger in a speedo. And he completely upstaged Jordan by throwing up in the middle of the [...]

For those who didn’t know, Bryan Adams moonlights as a photographer which instantly qualifies him to be in a room with as much celebrity TAS as he wants without having to stalk, secretly videotape and subsequently share a cell with a guy named Assripper like the rest of us normal folks do. And for some [...]

Nothing spells “good sister” more clearly than making sure nobody notices your sister at her own birthday party because they’re too busy staring at your boobs and strategically torn-at-the-crotch fishnets. Here’s AnnaLynne McCord at her sister Rachel’s 21st birthday party at Tabu Ultra Lounge at the MGM Grand Resort Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday [...]

It finally happened. Doug Reinhardt woke up from his stupor and realized he’s dating an air-ress with houdini boobs and the attention span of an amoeba…and he attempted to silence her forever by applying his football skills on her carotid artery. Unfortunately for him, a guy with a penis the size of JFK got in [...]

If ever we get to the pearly gates and Saint Peter refuses us entry, we are using angel Mariah as a battering ram. Mariah Carey, obviously dressed as the patron saint of cheese tacos, with hubby Nick Cannon, obviously dressed as a pipe cleaner, are photographed here arriving at the their own annual Halloween bash [...]

Carrying on the Jackson tradition of scary the crap out of the kids, La Toya Jackson showed up at the West Hollywood hotspot Millions of Milkshakes on Hallows eve. La Toya served ice cream to help raise money for AIDS Project Los Angeles (APLA). Millions of Milkshakes is known for its many delicious desserts, the [...]

There were some really clever costumes this year worn by celebs, this is definitely now one of them. Apparently, Bai Ling thinks if she write Andy Warhol across her stomach and shows her tits, she’s dressed as Andy Warhol. Doesn’t she know she forgot the banana in the ass? Then we could see the resemblance. [...]