A disgraced police chief who plotted to steal documents related to Sarah Jessica Parker’s twin daughters — and then sell them to the paparazzi — was found guilty of theft Monday. Carpenter, the former police chief of Martin’s Ferry, Ohio, was convicted of arranging a burglary at the home of the surrogate mother who carried [...]

After giving you a teaser yesterday, we were determined to find the entire naked truth about whether Eva Herzigova, Claudia Schiffer and Helena Christensen are worth getting out of bed for no less than $10,000 (although nowadays and with inflation accounted for, that’s less than what Josh Duhamel’s stripper demands for giving husbands like him [...]

ABC television said on Monday it had received about 1,500 complaints about the sexually-charged performance by “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert at the American Music Awards on Sunday. Which means there’s only about 1,500 Americans in this great nation who strongly believe gay fellatio on TV does not fall into the “family time” zone. What [...]

Nelly Furtado has blasted Madonna over her reluctance to age naturally and her grueling workout regime aimed to keep her body from, well, falling apart. In the veiny one’s defense, Furtado’s firm backside was found floating dead in the Long Island sound a long time ago, so she has nothing to be concerned about other [...]

Lady Gaga performed at the AMAs last night and her costume was the result of a yummy mix of magic shrooms, amphetamines and LSD combined with a 48-hour marathon of Battlestar Galactica reruns. Which is exactly what she needed to make her stand out at the event. After all, it takes a lot of effort [...]

Derek Jeter is seriously trying to piss us off. Yeah sure, another World Series win in the hat, a smoking hot girlfriend who seems to not care that you are as interesting as a street pole with no sign on it, a lavish vacation in St.Bart’s, those are things that we can all have…but that [...]

What’s going on with TV’s “serious” chicks wanting to prove that deep down they’re dirty little girls who can give any stripper a run for her money when it comes to scantily writhing in the bedsheets? Unfortunately in this case, Cold Case’s Kathryn Morris gave us just that…a case of the cold penis…what can we [...]

Here’s Bai Ling at a Rally for Kids With Cancer in Miami showing her philanthropic side by donating her nipple’s time in order to bring attention to the cause. Which is right up there with Salma Hayek spending a few days in Africa lending her boobs so that starving children could drink milk from. Really, [...]