Archive for November, 2009

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Lawyer:Tila Tequila is mentally ill;wait, it took a video for him to find that out? (with video)

Apparently Tila Tequila did something which caused her lawyer to publicly admit there’s something seriously wrong with his client. And just when we thought he was about to tell us Tila is going on a humanitarian mission to Angola (where she may or may not hand out food rations with her boob folds), that she [...]

Amy Winehouse Reportedly Went To The Hospital After Breast Implants Leaked

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London, England (CNS) – Amy Winehouse has been taken to the hospital yet again, but this time, it’s apparently because of a leaked boob job. The “Rehab” songstress’ father Mitch has hinted that his daughter recently went to a hospital after having problem with her enhanced breasts. He said on his “Mitch Winehouse’s Showbiz Rant” [...]

Most appaling PDA of the day;Brittany Murphy kissing that;and by that we mean the con artist who plays her husband

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Here’s Brittany Murphy and her husband British screenwriter Simon Monjack giving travellers bad gas at LAX on Tuesday as they try to smother an innocent poodle by sandwiching it against Simon’s hairy man boobs. This gag reflex-producing PDA came complete with Simon’s hairy ass crack…because what good is it to gag if you can’t expel [...]

More outtakes from Megan Fox, the “sacrificial lamb”;courtesy of NY Times

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Here’s Megan Fox in a few more crotch-spreading shots courtesy of “it was about time we jumped the shark” NY Times, and honestly, if her vertical split wasn’t so breathtaking we wouldn’t have bothered (mainly because 1960′s cheerleader soft porn is not our thing). And ofcourse since every erection-yielding moment is bound to be spoiled by Megan opening [...]

Claire Danes’s raisins out for premiere of Me&Orson Welles

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Claire Danes, once again forgot that at movie premieres (here in London) there’s such a thing called a flash and ended up exposing her sad 32AAAA puppies. Not that we blame her though…when your cleavage is like a valley with two bushes burnt down by a forest fire and makes us yern for fleshy man boobs when [...]

Miss Universe three-way sex tape leaked

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Donald Trump has his hands full these days with horny little girls who want to bring world peace by singing Kumbaya with their coochies. Bust out the pigeons everyone! Afganistan, are you feeling the warmth? To explain, Hiroko Mima, who was crowned Miss Universe Japan 2008, and Anya Ayoung-Chee, who was crowned Miss Universe 2008 [...]

Pamela Anderson on how she scarred her sons for life(see sex tape with daddy)

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Pamela Anderson was forced into telling her two young sons about her X-rated home video with their dad Tommy Lee before they saw the Borat movie(and if you want to nitpick at her maternal skills, her youngest was then 8 years old, perfect age to appreciate Borat 69ing with a hairy bear’s ass) .As you may well remember, [...]

Johnny Depp is Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine honoured Johnny Depp by rewarding him with the title of the Sexiest Man Alive for the second time in 6 years (he won it again in 2003), only to use a picture that promotes his virtues as a middle-aged Puertorican garbage collector with an inability to grow a proper beard and moustache. We’re [...]