For those of you without solid plans for ringing in the New Year (and by “solid” we mean anything that doesn’t involve reheated pizza or Chinese take-out and chewed up old porn magazines-hey your dog can have fun with titties too), here’s Alessandra Ambrosio’s epic Vogue photo shoot to cheer you up. Seriously, if these [...]

Here’s Christina Aguilera during a recent shopping trip sporting her new hairdo and a neck tattoo of her own name which she probably got so that Dopey The Dwarf (we’re talking about her husband) does not mistake her for Lady Gaga when he tries to have dwarfish sex with her, and thus get all jumpy [...]

For those that say Hollywood only produces bad role models, we beg to differ. Here’s George Clooney still lounging around in Mexico next to a 24/7 bikini-clad Elisabetta Canalis checking out other bikini-clad chicks with his binoculars and occasionally taking a break to boink Elisabetta in the swimming pool, on the hacienda’s porch, in the [...]

Miley Cyrus took first spot (42 percent of votes) in a poll for AOL’s JSYK.com (Just So You Know) website aimed at 9-15 year-olds, pushing Britney Spears and Kanye West into second and third places, respectively, in a section on worst celebrity influences of the year. Which absolutely baffles our idle minds because we can’t [...]

Megan Fox has been named the WORST actress of 2009 beating Beyonce in a poll conducted by Moviefone.com. Tranformers:Revenge of the Fallen was also voted Worst Movie of 2009, followed by Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno. While we are willing to certify that watching Megan act is the artistic equivalent of breaking into her house and [...]

Rubina Ali, one of the child stars of movie Slumdog Millionaire sat alone among the ruins of her home yesterday which was torn down a second time in seven months to make way for a new railway. She and her family will have to sleep in the open after 50 shacks in Mumbai, India were [...]

Proving that Doug Reinhardt is a kinky bastard with a fetish for gigantic feet and muddy vaginas in dire need of a super-pumped car wash, or at the very least a good vacuuming, Paris Hilton eagerly shared the information with Hello Magazine that she’s not the only hog sharing a bed with him and that [...]

Denise Richards would like to send a shoutout to Charlie Sheen thanking him for going postal on his current wife. Because now she has a legitimate reason to creep out of the F-list celebrity grave and consume us with her thoughts and daily doings (her most recent Twitter on the subject:”Sorry had to vent s*** [...]