Archive for December, 2009

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British men still have a taste for cured meat: Pamela Anderson’s Genie in Aladdin boosts UK sales by 800%

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Pamela Anderson made her stage debut yesterday in London as the Genie in the pantomime Aladdin and as firecrotches with a propensity to survive and thrive even after nuclear blasts, this one managed to have half the British men in the audience drilling into their front seat with their penis and giving the guy seating [...]

Playboy not afraid of taking on the task of completely airbrushing botched stomachs

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Tara Reid is pissed off that everyone insists on showing pictures of her from 5 or 6 years ago and is taking her clothes off for Playboy to prove to everyone that her old body is a thing of the past: “I’ve been OK now for the last five or six years but people only [...]

Rihanna shows us how she likes to spend lonely nights by the fireplace in January’s GQ

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Rihanna did say that she has no problem doing her own handiwork when there’s no man around to change her oil, so why not show us exactly how in the pages of January’s GQ? Or did we get this whole thing wrong and she’s just being overly protective of her crotch? You know, letting us [...]

Olivia Munn goes topless to help you ring in the New Year

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Here’s Olivia Munn providing an entertainment outlet for those without plans on New Year’s Eve (or at least the first 10 minutes of the night). Olivia graces the pages of January’s Maxim, next to tips on how to get over a nasty hangover and is highly praised by the magazine for her skill at deep-throating [...]

Victoria Silvestedt’s idea of saving the children:nip out at fundraiser

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Someone should have told Victoria Silvestedt a fundraiser is not just another fancy word for “giving someone an erection” because at Grey Goose’s Fundraiser in London on Sunday night she made sure most of the prospective donors were busy spanking it under the tables, all images of starving children erased and replaced by ridiculous Swedish [...]

Courtney Love’s demented nipples in Dazed&Confused

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If you ever hated being born a man, this is the chance to get back at your penis and nutsack for giving you countless rashes every time you stepped on that treadmill. And for those who still love and cherish them, shield them from these pictures, because it’s Courtney Love topless looking every bit as [...]

Broke Lindsay Lohan selling used clothes on family website

If you’ve ever wanted to dress like Lindsay Lohan (and by that we mean having the courage to walk around looking like an unwashed homeless troll on dopamine holding a can of coke on one stained, liver-spotted hand and a fag on the other), now you have a chance (and that’s only if you’re not [...]

Russell Brand held by security at LAX airport

Russell Brand was held by customs officials at Los Angeles airport on Saturday (12Dec09) and surprisingly enough it was not because they were dying to know how he scored the world’s holy grail of cleavages or in the hope he’d be carrying pictures of him smiling while using his girlfriend’s naked twins as ear muffs. [...]