It’s been a while since we covered Lily Allen’s boob fall-outs and third nipple exposes, so we wanted to take a moment to assure you she is still maintaining the same level of class. Here she is on stage at a Liverpool concert (UK) on Tuesday night, wearing only a short Chanel top and see-through [...]

Giant fashion house Louis Vuitton has dropped Madonna as the face of their campaign and has replaced her with a model whose crotch is barely out of the showroom and has thousands of driving miles on it. Madonna’s wagon (they didn’t have automobiles when she was born so can’t compare her cootchie to something with [...]

Holly Sampson was apparently one slut whose mouth Tiger Woods didn’t stuff with enough 20 dollar bills to keep quiet, because she was singing like a gang-banged bird back in May. But at least she sang Tiger Woods’ praises, which involved him being a perfect gentleman. Slut translation: he took her to a private place [...]

The Sun is reporting that Tiger Woods’ wife Elin has decided to throw her pride in the gutter and stay with THE INFIDEL for the sake of their two children (and here we thought it was the $60 million dollars). Which is of course disappointing since we were expecting Elin to drive a golf cart [...]

TMZ reports that “Rachel Uchitel has flipped out after learning how many women now claim to have had unprotected sex with Tiger and she is telling friends she will get screened for sexually transmitted diseases.” Rachel’s friends say that she is particularly upset that Tiger Woods had sex with two porn stars. Meanwhile, Uchitel is [...]

Bai Ling is a very pubic animal. This little factoid is on display in Bai’s personal website, where she frequently uploads images snapped with her Blackberry. Of course, most of these images are in various stages on undress around her apartment and hotels, but there is one thing missing….any sign of man meat. It is [...]

Here’s Doutzen Kroes and new Victoria’s Secret model Kylie Bisutti on a swimsuit photo shoot in St.Bart’s providing much needed relief from Tiger Woods and his army of skanky, quick sand vaginas, Lindsay Lohan’s Marlboro commercial/cancer-inducing erotic video and Tila Tequila the lesbian dwarf making out with a walking botox syringe…just when we thought we’d [...]

Tila Tequila flashed her Chiwawa nipple, made out with her whacked out and botoxed out lesbian billionaire lover Casey Johnson (the Johnson&Johnson heiress out on bail for grand theft – she stole a bunch of clothes and jewelery from a supermodel trying to help her) and showed off a comically large engagement ring on the [...]