David Beckham and his wife Victoria attended his grandfather’s funeral in London Wednesday morning after taking an overnight flight from the U.S. David, who sported a blue yarmulke skullcap in honor of his grandfather’s Jewish heritage (his mother’s father), was visibly upset while Victoria looked her usual stern self (although even more gaunt than we’ve [...]

Yesterday, we got all caught up in the tantalizing tale of Hugh Grant trying to grab some SJP horse ass at their British premiere of “Did You Hear About The Morgans” that we neglected to cover the all-important news that Sarah Jessica’s breasts almost fell out of her dress…or maybe we were just afraid to [...]

Since no one is hiring Lindsay Lohan in an actual movie these days, she assumed it would be a great idea to give more life to her “artistic” rendition of Johny Depp’s and Kate Moss’s relationship by starring in an erotic 2-minute clip. The only problem is that after watching what seemed more like Donatella [...]

Courtesy of US Magazine: July 26, 2009 Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday Tiger: what kind of present your naked body Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone Tiger: alone with him that is Jaimee: haha I wish Sept. 27, 2009 Jaimee: miss [...]

According to the Taiwanese, Tiger Woods likes to smack his white ladies and applies just the right dose of roughness to show them who’s the boss…although there’s a hint of softness there, especially when he’s pulling their hair, careful not to mess their do…and he does it all with a smile. And just in case [...]

The queen of whatever square foot she happens to be whoring was in top form at the Movie Meets Media party in Hamburg, Germany last night. The boy-heavy party seemed to gravitate towards miss Ling and it’s no wonder, she wore a fur neck warmer, tutu and not much else. Needless to say, the obligatory [...]

If Playgirl is still arduously trying to authenticate the naked Tiger Woods cell phone pics from mistress #8, we have a suggestion: look for genital scabies the size of golf carts, because The Tiger likes his vaginas to look like a battered suitcase after the 1000th trip across the Atlantic. Yep, Tiger Woods has stuck [...]

Here’s recently single Hugh Grant trying to locate the ass of one of New York City’s favorite equestrians…who also happens to be a thespian (we’re so funny in the morning). Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant were attending the British premiere of their new flick Did You Hear About The Morgans (in which they play [...]