Archive for December, 2009

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Rihanna mauled by an offended dwarf with a penchant for giving STDs wrapped in holiday paper (aka Tila Tequila)

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Ok, so Rihanna didn’t get assaulted again, she just opened up her zippers and played peekaboo at the All-American Rejects party…maybe a metaphor for her wounded soul…or just her need for someone to tear her clothes off and give her mind-blowing sex. Either way, back to the angry dwarf who chose to assault Rihanna with [...]

Teenager inspired by “Dexter” murders 10-year old brother

A 17-year-old murder suspect has told authorities he identified with Showtime serial killer “Dexter,” according to ABC News. Indiana youth Anthony Conley, who is charged with the murder of his 10-year-old brother, Conner, reportedly told authorities the TV show inspired him. “Conley said that he just ‘felt like [Dexter],’” Dearborn-Ohio County Prosecutor Aaron Negangard told [...]

Pamela Anderson is launching a music career;and by that we mean she gets to sing one word…for real

Pamela Anderson is launching a pop career which might turn out to be even more successful than that of Paris Hilton…and since it involves her singing a single word, it will definitely be more cruelty-free. The “actress” (we will explain the quotations in a moment) is preparing to release a track called High, which is [...]

Marilyn Manson dropped from label, but what does he care, he gets to bang Evan Rachel Wood again

Marilyn Manson has just been dropped from his record label Interscope after his last album sold a mere 121,000 copies in the U.S since its release in May. Manson, however, is not fretting this newest development as he now has a second chance to dove his pig face into Evan Rachel Wood’s red jungle and [...]

6th woman tries The Tiger Balm to soothe her sore vaginal muscles

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Last night, Cori Rist became the sixth woman to be named as a mistress of Tiger Woods. Cori, 31, allegedly met Tiger in a New York club last year. They supposedly had regular sex sessions and he would secretly fly her around the world. A source of The Sun said: “Tiger would get a large [...]

Tiger Woods mistress #4:Jamie Jungers’ jags revealed

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Here’s Trashy girl Jamie Jungers flashing that smile that made Tiger Woods want to sign his autograph like a hooligan spraying graffiti all the way up to her fallopian tubes. Although some reports suggest Tiger met her while she was performing her geisha duties (serving tea with her jags in Vegas), others suggest she was [...]

Jordan’s Christmas holiday booze bender off to a good start

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Because Jordan is all about the Christmas spirit she thought she’d share it with everyone early on in the form of vomit and butt flashing. Here is slutty Santa before she got hammered, had orange tan lotion running down her legs, fell in the gutter and got picked up by friends and flashed her ass [...]

Billy Joel’s daughter attempts to commit suicide

The daughter of Billy Joel and supermodel Christie Brinkley tried to kill herself by swallowing sleeping pills. Ambulance turned up to Alexa Ray Joel’s apartment after a female friend called emergency from a cellphone to report a possible overdose, reports the NY Post. The friend told 911 operators Alexa had taken eight pills and wanted [...]