Rihanna mauled by an offended dwarf with a penchant for giving STDs wrapped in holiday paper (aka Tila Tequila)

Ok, so Rihanna didn’t get assaulted again, she just opened up her zippers and played peekaboo at the All-American Rejects party…maybe a metaphor for her wounded soul…or just her need for someone to tear her clothes off and give her mind-blowing sex. Either way, back to the angry dwarf who chose to assault Rihanna with [...]





