Archive for December, 2009

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Pregnant Padma Lakshmi gets naked for Page Six

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Fresh from confusing Jimmy Fallon as to whether he should get a hard-on or get grossed out when she appeared on his show last week wearing thigh-high boots and a mini skirt and talked about her basketball-sized uterus, 6-month pregnant Padma Lakshmi is now baring it all for NY Post’s Page Six wearing nothing but [...]

Miley Cyrus in a tiny pink bikini;352 days to go for you to no longer be classified as a perv

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Here’s Miley Cyrus taking a break at the Fontenbleau Hotel in Miami before she hits the UK for a series of shows next month and because we fall in the category of men who enjoy the company of older ladies (always had a thing for Joan Collins and her shoulder pads) instead of not-yet-legal 17 [...]

Penelope Cruz sexed up for Interview Magazine

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Penelope Cruz is on the cover and in the pages of January’s Interview Magazine all oiled up and sexy in an effort to promote her new movie Nine (you know, the one that everyone’s in but Gary Busey, Kate Hudson pretends to sing and Fergie puts a strap on her nut sack to play a [...]

Katy Perry’s dependable cleavage when we need to take our minds off cheating penises

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Here’s Katy Perry busting out of her dress at the Grammy Nominations Concert at Club Nokia (she won a 2010 nomination for Hot N’ Cold) and later on at Nobu hand in hand with another girl. Because after getting obsessed with Tiger Woods and his super busy dick, one needs a soothing, relaxing distraction, preferably [...]

Cash Warren got jealous of Tiger Woods’ busy penis, decided to meander with a troll

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Although it does not shock us one bit that Lindsay Lohan (here coming out of an L.A boutique looking like she had a quickie with the curtains in the dressing room) would let Cash Warren give her a pap test faster than you can say “decaying vagina”, we are a bit surprised that he would [...]

Rolling Stone guitarist arrested for choking 20-year old Russian lover in the street

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood was arrested amid claims that he “choked” his young Russian lover during a violent street bust-up. The guitarist, 62, reportedly dragged 20-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova by her neck in the 30-minute row and would have killed her if it wasn’t for the interference of strangers. He was held on suspicion of assault [...]

Tiger Woods allegedly offering wife 60 million to play loving spouce for two more years

Traditionally it’s a divorce that makes a financial dent for a wealthy athlete like Tiger Woods. But it appears that in Tiger’s case, it’s going to cost him to stay with his wife, Elin Nordegren, the mother of their two children. In a statement Wednesday, Tiger said, “I have let my family down and I [...]

Meredith Baxter’s 7-year lesbian itch revealed to hype upcoming book

Yesterday, we learned that Michael J.Fox’s TV mom, who nowadays looks like what a penis would look like if severed from its master and left in the dessert to cure for half a year (and whose skincare line customers we’re guessing are blind or don’t care if her creams turn them into wrinkly earthworms) has [...]