For those that still refuse to believe the staff of Star Magazine crawl inside their own asses to fish up news stories comes the news that Michael Disick might not be the penis that shot up millions of sperms in search of Kourtney Kardashian’s Dash Trademarked egg, but instead a scrawny little dude who calls [...]

As a business franchise known for its chicken wings served by pairs of ridiculously large funbags, Scores is now looking to sponsor the poster child for Eponymous Hyperactive Penises and hone in on his extensive expertise at scouting for appropriate holes to ace. According to reports, Scores has offered the naughty golfer $1 million to [...]

Jon Gosselin was caught firing a few rounds from a small handgun in his backyard in Reading, Pennsylvania, yesterday while his 8 children were apparently in the house. No visible target was seen on the premises. This bit of news is somewhat disturbing given that earlier that day an arbitrator finished up with the division [...]

Here’s Sarah Palin on the beach in Hawaii with her family on Wednesday, and if we didn’t know better we’d think that was Hilary Clinton bending down to remind Bill why he had to drown his fear into Monica Lewinsky. Apparently, when she wrote “Going Rogue” she was thinking of her once beauty-contestant booty cutting [...]

Lindsay Lohan exuded the elegance and grace of a back-alley dumpster as she left Boulevard 3 in West Hollywood in the wee hours of Wednesday morning, hours after attending a “Black Eyed Peas” concert and a luncheon to thank her leggings collection staff for their hard work and dedication (gift bags included leftover little Indian [...]

Here’s Goldie Hawn looking like mozzarella cheese after it’s been in the microwave for 10 minutes in the premiere of “Nine” in NYC, and we’re pretty sure A-Rod was getting scary flash forwards every time he was invited to dinner, picturing himself chained to a post in the basement like Kurt Russell and being molested [...]

Nicole Kidman gave a new definition to the term “powdered nose” during the NYC premiere of “Nine” when she appeared looking like she shoved her face in a bucket of asbestos or at the very least run out of proper make-up and used chalk instead (because of course we would never go as far as [...]

Not long after Courtney Love lost legal guardianship of her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, and on the same day her own lawyer was quoted as saying that Frances preferred to live with her grandmother Courtney Love took to her Facebook page to vent her frustrations with the legal system, her former mother-in-law and her daughter: [...]