After realizing that Tobey Maguire as Spiderman brought as much cinematic pleasure to audiences as watching a woman in the delivery room trying to give birth to octuplets we would have thought Sony would make sure the next Spiderman would be a cross between Godzilla and Arnie back when he was doing steroids. Alas, they [...]

Rip Torn is so in need of help, even the CEO of the bank he broke into on Friday night wants to see someone stage an intervention. Torn was arrested after cops found him drunk inside a bank in Connecticut with a loaded revolver. Mark E. Macomber, President/CEO of Litchfield Bancorp in Connecticut, tells TMZ [...]

Here’s Lilly Allen shortly after performing on stage at the Big Day Out Festival in Perth Australia, leaving her drool on the tarmac as her helpers try not to piss themselves from laughing too hard. With her homeless-looking feet, her urine or beer smeared shorts (it’s a toss up, it could be a cocktail of [...]

Beyonce made history at the Grammys on Sunday as she collected six trophies, including song of the year for her anthem “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It),” making her the most decorated woman in one night in the 52-year history of the awards show. Beyonce won her sixth trophy with best female pop vocal [...]

As it turns out, Amy Winehouse is into lesbo sex. The news, although not surprising as Amy would most likely blow a goat if you stuck a bong in its ass comes after revelations her ex-hubby who is now her fiancee again, just cheated on her with a pre-op tranny who looks exactly like her [...]

Here’s to hopping the rumors are false and that Bradley Cooper won’t be locking lips with citric acid for years to come because we’d hate to see that beautiful baby face get crows feet and wrinkles from attempting to keep a straight face while his eyes are running with tears of bitterness upon contact. Via [...]

We know we’ve failed you in the past, especially by posting things like Donatella Versace’s beach corpse without the coroner’s permission, but hopefully this ass spread will resurrect your faith in humanity and squash those pesky rumors that we’re into necrophilia. Just know that it’s us pulling some strings in Washington that helped get out [...]

Well, a third of a nipple to be exact, but we’re not going to get lost in the details here. The point is that Maggie Rizer (here at the Ziegfeld Theatre on January 28 for the premiere of Wings of Love) is disproving our theory that when you look like a plucked chicken dunked in [...]