AnnaLynne McCord turned up at the InStyle and Warner Bros. post-party for the Golden Globes at The Beverly Hilton on Sunday night wearing a Grecian-inspired dress which reminded us of her constant need to have someone (even inanimate objects such as fabric) feel her up. Which in turn got us all flabbergasted since we couldn’t [...]

Here’s Ad Lauter coming out of the Chateau Marmont after attending a Golden Globes after-party over the weekend proving that even people who involuntarily fart when they try to get up from a deep set couch unassisted and whose balls dance the boogie woogie with their knee caps every time they walk can have oodles [...]

Yesterday, The Sun, that British newspaper that tends to get things wrong because it has a tendency to consult hookers who double as psychics and card readers for its news stories, got something wrong again! “Spider-Man actor Tobey Maguire is to star in The Hobbit,” the paper announced alongside a creepy photoshop of what Maguire [...]

The face of the ongoing tragedy in Haiti broke into tears Monday during a press conference called to dispel rumors that his Yele Haiti foundation had misused funds and failed to properly file its taxes. “If you’re a man with a clear conscience, speak with a clear conscience and the world will know,” Wyclef Jean [...]

Madonna is craving another kid, everyone, and this time she doesn’t want to blackmail a piss-pour country to get it. Believe it or not, this one involves her sarcophagus of a uterus and toyboy Jesus’s sperms making their way through her war-torn fallopian tubes. But because three things are more likely to happen a) his [...]

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler’s touchy-feely attitude towards each other at the Golden Globes has set off dating rumors again. The two seemed a little more than just ‘friends,’ even though the two are currently working on the The Bounty Hunter movie together. Aniston looked at the top of her game, showing off her fit [...]

It’s good to know the Germans are easily amused. In the land of warm beer and cold hearts, a message of hope and change is warming those hearts through perhaps the dumbest stage adaptation of a historic event. A musical version of Barack Obama’s rise to the White House has opened in Frankfurt, with the [...]

There is nothing more annoying to a commoner than the royal class giving each other high fives and golden statues. With that bit of bitterness out of the way, we have to report on award shows so we find the aspects we know will appeal to our loyal readership. We must say, we don’t remember [...]