Megan Fox’s hotly anticipated Armani Jeans and lingerie-clad Emporio Armani ads have just been released. Don’t judge us, but we prefer to pull up those fake photoshop pictures of her when she’s all naked and lathered up ready to get into a bathtub (thank you Fake Celebrity website, we will cherish you forever). Hey, we [...]

For those other than the very few shameful ones who’ve woken up next to something equal to or worse than Courtney Love, don’t say we didn’t worn you. Cataracts could well be a side effect of staring at Courtney Love in this naked state for more than 2 seconds. Damn the person who taught her [...]

Cybill Shepherd‘s 22-year-old son, Cyrus “Zack” Shepherd-Oppenheim, was busted early Tuesday in Philadelphia after allegedly swiping a number of items from fellow passengers on an inbound United Airlines flight. The Moonlighting star’s spawn was taken into custody upon landing from San Franscico and charged with theft and receiving stolen property. According to Philly’s finest, witnesses [...]

The Food and Drug Administration is investigating the appearance of Gatorade bottles with fake labels reading “Unfaithful” accompanied by pictures of Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin Nordegren in Colorado grocery stores, 9 News reported. Karen May, spokeswoman for Gatorade, told the Associated Press that the company did not produce the labels, nor would [...]

PEOPLE suggests Tiger has checked in. X17 has been saying it for weeks now. But wouldn’t we know for sure if Tiger had walked through the doors at The Meadows, the exclusive Arizona addiction treatment facility? Not necessarily. The Meadows doesn’t announce any of its guests. But we were informed when fellow wayward celebs David [...]

By Sunday night, Tila Tequila realized they’d be tons of guards at Casey Johnson’s funeral so her chances of stealing her corpse come night and shoot an impromptu video with the two getting married (Joe Francis filming the b-roll and blessing the matrimony) would be next to nothing so she had to improvise. Ok, so [...]

Harrison Ford says he’s eager to pick up his iconic bullwhip for a fifth instalment of Indiana Jones. Only this time he’ll have to wear extra large pants to hide his depends (damned that enlarged prostate and the incontinence it brings), the set will have to carry portable defibrillators to start up his heart again [...]

Here’s Hugh Jackman getting a hard on courtesy of a hot Brazilian actress, who has to stand on a box to make out with him, as he films a Lipton Ice Tea commercial on Grumari beach in Rio de Janeiro (he’s the new Lipton Ice Tea ambassador…because obviously that’s what real men drink to cool [...]