Here’s Mischa Barton coming out of Le Pain Quotidien Restaurant in L.A the other day looking like she snarfed down the entire restaurant’s food reserves for the month on her way out. What the heck, we would be shoving our faces into some well-marinated pork belly if our canceled TV series (“My Beautiful Life”) were [...]

The Adult Video News Awards were held on Saturday, Jan. 9 at the Palms Resort and Casino in Las Vegas, and we’re guessing since Shauna Sands has produced, directed and starred in her own sex movie, that makes her now an official member of the anally-sore and scabies-challenged porn industry family. To commemorate this distinction, [...]

What with all her experience at making geek penises do harmful things to their computers’ motherboards (see rubbing Darth Vader in between her boobs and playing World of Warcraft naked) it was only natural that Adrienne Curry would want to take another geek favorite under her wings and teach her how to cause massive boners [...]

Just in time to celebrate her successful two-week endeavor to give drunken Brits their first theatrical erection as the eager genie in Aladdin:The Pantomime (blasted by critics by the way) UK’s Loaded featured Pamela Anderson with her hair extensions and overly abused titties out next to her second favorite thing in the world after a [...]

Here’s Miley Cyrus getting her java fix in high heel boots, tight torn jeans and a top with a missing back most likely the result of trying to show little sis how to slide down the stripper pole legs facing up and eagle spread…or a casualty of her writhing on the floor too much when [...]

Lindsay Lohan was involved in a car crash Saturday night after hitting back a few at the Hotel Cafe. How, do you ask, does this have anything to do with a man and his urinary incontinence? Well, surprisingly, it doesn’t involve Lindsay causing his bladder to go spastic by injuring his urinary sphincter with her [...]

In a film-making career spanning almost 40 years, Oliver Stone has turned political controversy in America into an art form. He has upset financiers with his caustic portrayal of Wall Street; conservatives with his depiction of Fidel Castro, Hugo Chávez and George Bush; and Democrats with his conspiracy theories about the assassination of John F [...]

According to the NYDailyNews, publicity-addicted miniature of a slut Tila Tequila had some help in luring the not-always-lucid and unfortunately now-departed Casey Johnson into that video where Tequila announced they were “engaged.” Some insiders believe “Girls Gone Wild” pornmeister Joe Francis was the secret architect of the spectacle, which they say was designed to hype [...]