Archive for January, 2010

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Burned body in trash identified as Playboy model

CNN) — Paula Sladewski, a 26-year-old who once modeled for Playboy, was identified Wednesday by Miami police as the person found dead and “burned beyond recognition” in a trash bin on Sunday. Now, police are asking for the public’s help to put her killer behind bars. Whoever the murderer is, police said, they are nothing [...]

Miley Cyrus dry humps her way off of Hanna Montana

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth need to get a room. Hold that, looks like, according to reports, Miley, 17, and her 20 year old boyfriend have moved in together. This apparently happened the same week Miley decided she is going to walk away from her claim to fame Hanna Montana series. The New York Post [...]

Sofia Vergara in a bikini for UK Loaded

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Here’s 37 year-old bodacious Sofia Vergara for February’s issue of Loaded (UK) and honestly, if you can put up with an orange-haired Laurel and Hardy tenderly petting each other’s panda in gay bliss, Modern Family is worth watching just so you can visualize her riding you like a mechanical bull plugged into a wall socket [...]

Kate Moss’s bikini top found drawned in the shores of Thailand

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Just when we were cracking jokes about how shocked we were to realize Kate Moss was not going to partake in a Thai bikini top burning ceremony on the beaches in Phuket, she got reminded of the dangers that come to those who cover their breasts (such as hallucinations that your nipples are out to [...]

Rihanna continues to float Matt Kemp’s boat on the Mexican shores

Rihanna And Matt Kemp Sharing A Kiss In Cabo

Rihanna continued her sexual healing on top of her “take this Chris Brown! Aren’t you sad you’re not the one tapping all of THIS?” love-boat by dry-humping Matt Kemp on deck as frequently as possible (and boinking like mad crustaceans finally without their heavy shells below deck) while seductively eating strawberries and striking a few [...]

Tila Tequila is still mourning Casey Johnson.By pretending to be a bird with its tits out

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Because acting is her thing, Tila Tequila let the art of pantomime tell the “unwelcomed” paparazzi the story of her suffering. First, she held an entrance rug with the words “Leave” on it because obviously the reporters were intruding on her mourning (although when they got there one of them could swear he saw her [...]

Cancer-ridden Dennis Hopper is ready to die

The world discovered in October that Hopper,73, (‘Easy Rider’) was suffering from prostate cancer. Now his doctors have given him the bad news that there nothing more they can do to stop the disease. He is said to have now accepted his fate and is preparing for his death. The ‘National Enquirer’ reported that the [...]

Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson are engaged

According to People Magazine, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are engaged and if that is really true we’re as disappointed as when Dita Von Teese decided her fluffy bunnies were going to be the ones to rub his make-up, mascara, eyeliner and lipstick off on a nightly basis…because once a guy you dumped goes [...]