Here’s Katy Perry on her way to her Hollywood dance studio crossing the parking lot with her assistant and a pink suitcase, pretending that a Baby Gap onesie with crotch buttons over a sheer vomit pantyhose and high heels make up a proper street attire. And while we’re not known to dismiss the beauty of [...]

Gary Coleman‘s penis was initially reported as being the key to his freedom after being jailed Sunday — this according to the movie producers who claimed to have paid Coleman’s bail. The producers of Midgets vs. Mascots, a straight-to-DVD mockumentary about five little people competing against five mascots for $1 million, announced yesterday that Coleman [...]

While we’re all disappointed that Jessica Simpson did not hop on John Travolta’s private jet to assist starving children in Haiti by means of breast-feeding them (which is not really far-fetched if you think about it…Salma Hayek did it, so why not Jessica?), at least her humanitarian efforts are making more sense than John Travolta’s [...]

John Travolta piloted his private Boeing 707 to Haiti’s capital, Port-Au-Prince yesterday to bring relief to its people with aid supplies and a group of yellow t-shirt-wearing Scientology “ministers”. And while his ready-to-eat military rations and medical supplies will come in handy, going around touching people and attempting to cure their infections and gangrene by [...]

The wife of Dennis Hopper claims he has made death threats against her, according to court papers revealed on Monday. Victoria Duffy, 42, also alleged the cancer-stricken star, 73, kept loaded guns within reach of daughter Galen, six, and smoked cannabis in front of the child. She claims the Easy Rider star said he would [...]

In honor of The Bachelor continuing its long tradition of putting together perfectly legal, high-end bordellos (all equipped with spunk-filled hot tubs) that are nationally televised in January with The Bachelor:Wings Of Love we thought we’d keep you a-breast of the young ladies who are vying for pilot Jake’s love by means of bedazzling him [...]

Heidi Klum unveiled her wax figure at the Berlin branch of Madame Tussaud’s yesterday, and since we’ve given up on the idea that we’d ever cross paths with the real thing, would now be a good idea to inquire as to whether the museum allows daily rub-on sessions with its dolls? Someone told us this [...]

After several months of having to take Ronnie Wood’s cryopreserved penis from his liquid nitrogen flask, bring it back to a tepid temperature of 70 degrees and pretend it actually moved to tickle her g-spot all the while enduring countless denture marks on her sweet 21-year-old body, Katerina Ivanova has had enough and gave Ronnie [...]