Because being part of a franchise that is recession-proof and getting to have pale sex with someone who can bat his eyes at the screen monitor and thousands of undersexed housewives will go on a killing spree if he asked them to is not enough, Kristen Stewart wanted to play an underage stripper who gets [...]

Folks, while we can’t say with certainty that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have split up until we find his body in a dumpster with tiny flags of all the third-world countries he refused to let her import children from on his penis, we can say this with certainty:for the better part of last year, [...]

P.Diddy is known for his over-the-top displays of his wealth, and this time, the very lucky receiver of his latest display was his 16-year-old son, Justin. While some lucky 16-year-olds may get a beater Volvo for their first car, he got one most grown men only dream of owning. Justin got a big surprise as [...]

Daily Beast investigative reporter Gerald Posner spoke to two sources who claim to know what really happened the November night Tiger Woods crashed his SUV. Posner, who appeared on NBC’s Today show Monday, says his two sources have discussed various details of the night with Woods’ wife, Elin, but they are speaking on the condition [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio was in St.Bart’s over the weekend after finishing a round of fashion shows for Sao Paolo Fashion Week in Brazil looking stupidly hot as she paraded her perfect body in numerous bikinis and attempted to battle with a surfboard. Miranda Kerr was on the island at the same time, but before you think [...]

Here’s Olivia Wilde on a couch with her ass at a 90 degree angle in what we feel scholars of the kind will choose as one of the best published images in the history of the net. And make no mistake…naked Donatella may kill you (or your penis if you like the feel of your [...]

Lily Allen was performing at the Big Day Out music festival in Sydney when she showed the audience what unpasteurized milk looks like after it’s left to cure for 4 months. Never thought we’d say this, but if we were ever stranded on a deserted island with her we would most likely turn her down [...]

We know, we know…you’re afraid to look in case you never get an erection again, but you’re inexplicably drawn to this images, kinda like when your momma told you not to look up at the sun with a naked eye because you could burn your retina, but you did it anyway. So here’s Donatella Versace [...]