Jaimee Grubbs is still riding the Tiger Woods Penis Super Bonanza and based on the merits bestowed on her by means of having been penetrated by his propeller she’s gracing the cover and pages of Australian Ralph magazine’s February issue in which she laments about the misfortune of having paparazzi following her every move and [...]

Here’s 16-year old jailbait Taylor Momsen hard at work for Gossip Girl making sure men above the age of 40 install waterproof TV sets in their bathrooms and eagerly follow its plot as they’re breaking tile and exposing water pipes with their uzi AKs. And just to be sure she has all the qualifications of [...]

Pissed off that two other lesbian leprechauns (see Tila Tequila and Jasmine Lennard) have managed to milk Casey Johnson’s death pretty efficiently, Courtenay Semel is now trying to cover ground by bringing in the big guns: “We had our own sex tape,” Courtenay told E!’s ‘Daily 10.’ “It was either listen to our families and [...]

So you know, Courtney Love is still insane. Just in case you thought those electroshock treatments she’s been getting (her doctor tells her it’s not electricity, it’s a divine deity trying to relocate from heaven into her brain) managed to turn some of the candy bracelets into actual brain cells. And honestly, it’s not because [...]

Heidi Montag is beginning to regain motor function and mouth function everyone, which means the two months of blissful silence (and freaky white-beard hauntings since the two chipmunks go hand in hand) are now over. And since forcing her poor grandma who’s on state welfare to buy her CD has brought her the sum earnings [...]

We’re going to guess that Mischa Barton’s stint as a pregnant lollipop-sucking hooker on an episode of Law&Order:SVU has not resulted in her rolling her pig lard in dough because she still can’t make the payments on her NYC apartment. Her landlord says the actress is refusing to pay rent on her $7,000-a-month apartment in [...]

Yes, Tara Reid is engaged, and according to People magazine her boyfriend of one year Michael Axtmann proposed to her while they were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night(“Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’”). So since we know the guy got [...]

The husband of actress Brittany Murphy appeared on the Today Show yesterday and blamed Hollywood for her death, saying film executives “have blood on their hands”. Simon Monjack said Brittany was devastated days before she died after an offer to be the voice of Gloria in Happy Feet 2 was withdrawn. The 32-year-old actress was [...]