Taking Casey Johnson’s poodles for manicures and sending out a Twitter message about helping Haiti victims have taken their toll on Paris Hilton and her super sensitive, awesome heart and so she went to Vegas to heal…and by that we mean moving on to global issues of much more importance such as the launch of [...]

Motherhood comes first to Shauna Sands (ok, maybe after collecting 5 dollar bills from a motel’s nightstand, or penis-shaped awards for her illustrious careers as a porn producer, director and actress aka ass that can double as an industrial cargo sized unit for penis storage). And so she decided to spend quality time with her [...]

“Avatar” may be too popular for its own good in China. The communist nation’s state-run movie distributor, China Film Group, unexpectedly began pulling the blockbuster science-fiction picture from 1,628 2-D screens this week in favor of a biography of the ancient philosopher Confucius. Paul Hanneman, co-president of international distribution for 20th Century Fox, the movie’s [...]

Apparently, doctors at the schizophrenic ward loosened the restraints on Courtney Love’s straitjacket because she’s been using her hands…or feet, nobody can tell for sure from the way she writes, to Twitter about her maternal feelings (nothing to do with the one she gave birth to, due to a small technicality called restraining order). And [...]

Last night, Simon Cowell signed a deal with Sony to net him an estimated $1BILLION over the next six years. The talent show tycoon has wrested his company Syco from the music giant and set it up as a joint venture, which will see him getting 50 per cent of profits. Previously the operation was [...]

A 42-year-old Taiwanese man with a history of high blood pressure has died of a stroke likely triggered by over-excitement from watching the blockbuster Avatar in 3D, a doctor says. The man, identified only by his surname Kuo, started to feel unwell during the screening earlier this month in the northern city of Hsinchu and [...]

You know, Amy Winehouse is back with her ex-husband Blake Fielder which means Amy looking like Louis Armstrong with Jordan’s boobs and lips is probably the result of these two coke-afficionados throwing a blow party and then naturally getting curious as to how it would feel to have sex like rotisserie chicken. And to keep [...]

Apparently all that talk about moving away from TV and getting into more serious movie roles was “getting out of the psych ward way too early” talk, because here’s Mischa Barton’s comeback after “My Beautiful Life” was flushed down the toilet as a pregnant hooker (writers had to find a way to explain why she [...]