This is either a glance of Ke$ha’s hot(?) ass or  a baby crawling out of her diseased pussy. … … Our sources have yet to confirm which is accurate. It’s an easy assumption to make that this chick is a hot mess. She looks like that whore at the Senior Prom who ends up blowing [...]

The family time she spent with Brad Pitt and Jon Voight in Venice must not have been a good time… since it looks like something crawled up her butt, made her extremely miserable and then died. It could be her just doing that “acting” thing, but she looks mighty unpleasant and not like herself. Then [...]

In the name of all things holy and Leonardo DiCaprio – why is Bar Refaeli on top of Mike “The Situation” from the Jersey Shore? Has Bar really sunk this low? What’s next? Giving public blowjobs for crack money? … actually, on second thought, that’d be great. Interview Magazine gave The Situation what every guy [...]

This Alice in Wonderland after-party proves that just because you’re famous, doesn’t mean you’re going to be pretty. Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Crispin Glover and Christopher Lee were among the living dead in attendance. Anne Hathaway seemed to be the only pretty, smiling person in the vicinity… which leads us to believe [...]

The fashion world is in mourning over the sudden (and intentional) death of Alexander McQueen… and let us just say… black is SO in right now. McQueen, the flamboyant fashion expert, went out in style. He hanged himself in his own wardrobe on February 11th, after his own mother’s funeral. Someone should tell him that [...]

Oops! She did it again! …and filmed it! Rozlyn Papa, one of The Bachelor rejects, has multiple sex tapes circulating through a network of pervert’s computers. Although Papa claims not to have “any knowledge” of the pornography, that is the thing you say when you have a porno out there of yourself. It’s science. People [...]

So what’s new in Hollywood? Well, here is Kourtney Kardashian stealing a newborn babe from a Fred Segal’s, presumably so that her monster of a sister can eat it. Khloe wonders why she can’t lose weight… well stop delegating your sisters to steal you some fat babies to eat, Gigantor. … Oh. Wait. Our sources [...]

To our surprise, Kendra Wilkinson has been breastfeeding Hank IV for a couple of months now without a single incident of acute silicone poisoning. However, since lactating has turned Kendra’s 34D breasts into two monsters that threaten to bulldoze the baby lest he falls asleep in her bosom and has impaired her ground vision well [...]