Archive for February, 2010

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Spencer Pratt and his wax museum exhibit host Valentine’s party

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt hosted a special Valentine’s party night at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas on Sunday and 30 seconds into it the proceeded to show us that Heidi’s facial polymers are starting to be more pliable and hence most of the motor skills on her face have now returned. Then again, Spence [...]

Paris Hilton makes an ass of herself

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It’s been a while since we got ourselves preoccupied with the most well oiled and lubed marketing machine in Hollywood, so here it is, Paris Hilton on the floor of a nightclub in Rio De Janeiro exhibiting how she gives herself a colonic after a night of too many peni-coladas. In all fairness, she was [...]

Robert Pattinson hates vaginas

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This post was written with the sole intention of saving the universe from the noise pollution created by the shrieking of millions of sexually frustrated little girls and fat, neglected housewives alike who wet their panties at the thought of extra pale sex with Robert Pattinson. And because we’re all about the environment and what [...]

Simon Monjack forced to return donations made to Brittany Murphy’s “Foundation”

Over the weekend, TMZ broke the story that the Brittany Murphy foundation — run by Simon Monjack and mother, Sharon Murphy — hadn’t filed the necessary documents to qualify as a charity or nonprofit group despite taking various donations in Murphy’s memory. As soon as the site called the foundation for comment, the website immediately [...]

Kevin Smith thrown out of Southwest plane for being too fat

Kevin Smith is not a happy Southwest customer. The director was thrown off a flight from Oakland to Burbank, after being deemed too fat to fly. He later ended up on another Southwest flight and now he’s expressing his anger on Twitter. “Dear @SouthwestAir – I know I’m fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified [...]

Renee Zellweger is like laundry detergent in your eyes

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Renee Zellweger walked the red carpet at the Berlin Film Festival on Wednesday, and we’re certain she didn’t invite Bradley Cooper to this one either, because at this point only Carrot Top or Tilda Swinton (see pic at same event) standing next to her would make her come out on top and not look like [...]

Keri Hilson should probably have put some pants on

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Here’s Keri Hilson performing at Pepsi’s Pre-Super Bowl fan party in Miami last week trying to seduce us with sequins and cellulite. If only she played the game a little better like fellow sufferer Rihanna and went with fishnets we would have been all over this, seeing that we’re suckers and totally buy the illusion [...]

Dennis Hopper’s divorce battle getting nastier

Civil war is raging at the house of cancer-stricken actor Dennis Hopper, who is seeking a divorce from his fifth wife so that he can spend more time with their 6-year-old daughter in what could be his dying days. Hopper, 73, who is undergoing chemotherapy for advanced, metastasized prostate cancer, filed declarations along with his [...]