Here’s Hailey Glassman on the cover of Stepping Out which is apparently a woman’s magazine as classy as Jersey Shore on a night involving five people and a sperm-filled hot tub. Things get more classy once you decide to actually read her interview, because you get to learn homely women have dispersed with standards and [...]

Obviously realizing that her skin was starting to look a little gray and parched after a few days without young Jesus’s blood transfusion, Madonna flew to Rio De Janeiro, got a grip of the young boy as her veins were throbbing more than usual in anticipation and excitement, and slipped him some tongue in the [...]

Fashion designer Alexander McQueen killed himself yesterday, devastated by the death of his beloved mother. So distraught was the 40-year-old that he had locked himself away, refusing to get out of bed since her death ten days ago. McQueen, the controversial creative genius who clothed the world’s biggest stars, was found hanged at his £2million [...]

Alec Baldwin blew a gasket Thursday and attacked a photographer while police and a pack of reporters looked on with amazement. “This guy! This guy!” the actor yelled as he burst out of a lobby and grabbed New York Post photographer Tim Wiencis by the collar. Cops immediately pulled the actor off Wiencis and hustled [...]

Emmy Award-winning actor Alec Baldwin was taken to a Manhattan hospital early today after his teenage daughter frantically called 911, claiming that he had taken sleeping pills following a heated fight with her, sources said. While the 12:10 a.m. call came in as a “possible alcohol or drug overdose,” sources told The Post that Baldwin [...]

For those of you who don’t know who Lydia Hearst is, she is the grand-daughter of William Randolph Hearst and the daughter of kidnapping victim and publishing heiress Patricia Campbell Hearst. But if you’re really into historic facts that are as equally important as say, WWII, or the day the Constitution was drafted, she’s the [...]

Heidi Klum, whose sole purpose in life is to spurt out kids one after the other just so she can prove she still looks better than 99.99% of all women even with the umbilical cord still attached to her has posed in all kinds of highly artistic poses for the February issue of Spanish DT, [...]

Lady Gaga was in her winter attire as she made her way to the ABC studios in the freezing cold of NYC last night, and we can only guess those nipple band aids are in reality powerful thermogenic generators that prevent her areolas from turning gray due to frostbite and rendering an innocent bystander blind [...]