Because the French love just about everything that involves two penises and a dutch oven in the same bed, they honored Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor with the Order Of Arts And Letters in Paris yesterday for their work in the upcoming comedy-drama movie I Love You Phillip Morris in which they play two jailbirds [...]

It was only natural that with Lady Gaga’s exposed parts looking like Cher’s trout pout right after she shoots industrial grade PVC into it, the blood coming out of our retinas made it a bit difficult to register a nipple flash when we saw one. Hence this post. Locky

Aiming to at least partially distract people from staring at the asteroid that landed on lady Gaga’s head, Britney Spears showed up at the Grammys in what her trainer told her to wear for a full 8 hours a day to keep the Mickey D’s from forming into unsightly lumps. The best part of the [...]

A few days ago, we reported that Lindsay Lohan was trying to clear her toilet’s pipes (her career was stuck in there blocking the flow) by rubbing her titties on a gigantic tree trunk called Danny Trejo’s Penis Even When Submerged In Cold River Waters. And since we’re always about over-delivering, here’s the shot that [...]

Here’s Marilyn Manson/Lady Gaga giving her camel toe its moment to shine at the Grammys and proving that even the outcome of Satan and a funny-looking cross-eyed midgit doing it after a night of passion and acid trips has the common sense to go for a full Brazilian before busting it and using it as [...]

Pink fought to impress at the Grammys by wearing one of David Bowie’s favorite outfits from the 70′s (same one she wore during her tour, but figured the 10 people who attended wouldn’t remember) and dangling upside down from the ropes while crotch sweat was smudging her eye shadow. Except what you’re seeing here is [...]