Archive for February, 2010

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Antonio Banderas is trying to escape from something

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Here’s 50-year-old Antonio Banderas in Barcelona, Spain the other day, and although he’s claiming he’s turned into Joakim Poenix’s mountain hut roommate back when he had the crazies to play a secret agent in the new movie Knockout, we know better. He’s just trying to escape from the Joker with the 150-year old knees waiting [...]

Whitney Houston’s stage performance in Australia appealing only to “dead rats”

Whitney Houston’s Australian comeback is under fire after fans criticised the opening night of her Australian tour claiming the singer sounded ‘croaky and appeared ‘disorientated’. Houston struggled through the opening night of her first Australian tour and was left breathless and exhausted after just two songs at her show at the Brisbane Entertainment Center. And [...]

Elizabeth Hurley is sensitive to children’s needs

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Elizabeth Hurley (44) turned up at the Love Ball charity fundraiser for Naked Heart Foundation (raising money for children in Russia and the UK) with a Naked Boob, and either she took the event name too literally or she thought old balls mesmerized by her left breast would start donating ridiculously large checks for the [...]

Yep, she finally ate her children

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Here’s Britney Spears walking around L.A the other day proving what we suspected all along:Mama got tired of waiting for her chicken nuggets one day, covered her kids in mayo and mustard and went to town on them (yeah, the ones you see her lugging around? Just a couple of paid extras)…that or she run [...]

Charlie Sheen checks into rehab

Charlie Sheen checked into rehab Tuesday in what a close friend insisted was a precaution against a possible relapse. “Charlie is just tired and worried about his wife, his court case and his kids,” the friend, who’s connected to Sheen’s show, told the Daily News. “This is a pro-active measure because he knows himself.” In [...]

Russell Brand’s penis is Katy Perry’s kryptonite

We always knew Russell Brand could have a sex marathon with a dozen snuggletooth Brits for 24 hrs straight and then finish only to realize he still has an erection the size of Big Ben, but it seems his kryptonite of a penis is leaving Katy Perry drained of all power…and bodily fluids. Apparently, since [...]

Robert Pattinson is NOT allergic to Kristen Stewart’s vagina

Remember back a few days ago when an entire suburban community of housewives committed suicide upon learning that Robert Pattinson announced via his interview with Details magazine (and the photo shoot in which a room crowded with naked vaginas looked like it brought on a severe mouth rash) that he hated vaginas? Well, after everyone [...]

Bristol Palin to make acting debut on ‘Secret Life of the American Teenager’

Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol will make her acting debut on the ABC Family drama series, “The Secret Life of the American Teenager.” The network says the 19-year-old will play herself on an episode scheduled to shoot and air this summer. It will deal with the consequences of teen pregnancy. The network calls Bristol Palin the [...]