A few days ago, we posted pictures from Lady Gaga’s topless photoshoot for British Q, but somehow we missed noticing the giant dick strap-on she was stroking with her scissor hands. In our defense, the light bulb in our brain only works when sensory experience involves breasts. And more breasts. Regardless of shape, color or [...]

And we mean that in the most literal, fellatio-related way. Hilary Duff was recently spotted by a photographer doing something that will probably make her parents terribly proud. She  apparently cannot contain her excitement regarding her engagement to the Canadian hockey d-bag that the world knows as Mike Comrie. In order to show how happy [...]

Angelina Jolie was pictured in Venice a couple of days ago looking like alien parasites found shelter in her jawline and while some will speculate she had a neck lift procedure called The Ribbon Lift” we just think she got a bit too tense when officials at a Venetian orphanage saw her stuffing two orphans [...]

Lorenzo Lamas, 52, got engaged to his 23-year-old girlfriend of just 3 months on Sunday (here outside Mr.Chow’s after the engagement party), one Shawna Craig and while you’d be tempted to think this is another Shauna (Sand) but with a W because Lorenzo is still haunted by that thing he stuck his penis into back [...]

Here’s Sienna Miller flashing her wholesome white panties as she exited a London Fashion Week after-party she attended without Jude Law (which subsequently forced us to double check the identity of the crotch) which we thought would somewhat make up for posting pictures of Sophie Monk in super low riders , but then zooming in [...]

Here’s Brooke Burke and her pokies coming out of her hair salon in L.A amidst news she was to screen-test for the co-host position in Dancing With The Stars and honestly, between Samantha Harris’ freaky, veiny biceps and Brooke’s ample D cups the choice is clear. Come to think of it, did they set up [...]

SOPHIE Monk has been showing off the bruises she sustained in a car accident in LA last week when her Prius collided with a Ford Explorer which cut across her path on LA’s La Brea Avenue. And just in case you missed last week’s show, she has already been photographed in a wheelchair, on crutches [...]

This one’s a gem folks. Once upon a time, Joe Simpson was sitting in his favorite chair reading Playboy and absorbing all the articles (read: Ms. January’s extra fine vagina) when he stumbled upon John Mayer’s interview referring to sex with his daughter as “sexual napalm”. Joe took great offense and called up John to [...]