Rihanna celebrated her 22nd birthday this past weekend at a surprise Phoenix bash thrown by her new boyfriend, L.A. Dodger Matt Kemp. Kemp presented Rihanna with a diamond necklace and what every 22-year old needs at that point in their life, a 3-ft porn-star/stripper ready to whip them into shape for being a bad, bad [...]

Here’s Olivia Wilde getting ready for a thorough rectal exam for Elle’s March issue, and we know most women will probably look at this and go “oh, that camisole looks so classy and that lace is heavenly, absolutely to die for”, but honestly, all we can think about is that we want to make a [...]

Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrated her 31st birthday over the weekend by dressing up as the offspring of Mickey Mouse and Lady Gaga and calling the paps to immortalize it. Listen Jamie Kennedy, we know she’s the best thing that’s happened to your penis since your father paid a hooker named Candy to take your virginity [...]

Because Jessica Simpson’s giant breasts cause herds of paparazzi to gather around her faster than a fresh turd collects a mob of flies (which consequently causes her to forget how to put one foot in front of the other), Ken Paves had to step in again and shield them from the unrelenting flashes, grabbing one [...]

Lindsay Lohan spent a few days in London last week saving Haiti with her collagen lips and bucket of vodka puke she shared with Janice Dickinson (the two bonded over a long talk of how to tackle excess labia skin), but was back on American soil for the weekend to host?? an event at The [...]

Apparently, Tiger Woods has a twin, his name is Ashley Cole, he lives in England, he’s a sportsman, is married to a hot piece of ass, namely Cheryl Cole and also likes his Sunday all-you-can eat whore buffet. Granted, he has not amassed as great a number of mistresses to be able to put together [...]

Lady Gaga did a topless photo shoot for British Q magazine, and fortunately for those involved, her exposed nipples did not have nearly the devastating effect her clitoris had at the Brit Awards recently (front row still treated for third degree burns). We’re also suspecting they gave her deadly scissor hands in case she got [...]

Former “Growing Pains” star Andrew Koenig, who played Boner on the ’80s TV show, has been reported missing. “He went up to [Vancouver] to visit friends who last saw him on the 14th,” Danielle Koenig, his sister, told Zap2it.com, which was first to report the news. “Any information we can get on his whereabouts would [...]