Elton John gave an interview to Parade magazine in which he described his cocaine use and past treatment of young men, and said he thought that Jesus Christ…was a compassionate homosexual. Yes, of course, because that would making giving anal to young, unsuspecting boys super-ok, and in fact blessed, wouldn’t it be? We wonder, if [...]

A Los Angeles judge has ordered Beyonce’s father, Mathew Knowles, to pay temporary child support even though he may not be the baby’s daddy. A whopping $20,750 in child support will be coming the mother’s way for the month of January alone. Alexsandra Wright, mother of baby Nixon who was born Feb. 4, claims she [...]

Here’s Britney Spears posing for the latest campaign for clothing line Candie’s and either she got into a time capsule, went to a third dimension, found her teenage self making out with Justin Timberlake behind the set of the Mickey Mouse Club and brought her back for the photo-shoot with promises to teach her how [...]

Pete Wentz wanted to stun the crowd at New York Fashion Week by getting himself wheeled down the runway dressed as Hannibal Lecter during a fashion show for his fashion brand Clandestine Industries as opposed to taking the traditional bow at the end of the show on Wednesday (Feb 17). Alas, the muzzle and jumpsuit [...]

Here’s Janice Dickinson looking like Steven Tyler had a death-match with Nosferatu in a time capsule and came back conjoined, offering her auto parts in an auction to help Haiti (worth mentioning the event was put together by Lindsay Lohan so it is plausible they came out of the fundraiser with a pallet of coke [...]

Mischa Barton decided that all she needed to put her troubles behind her was a make-over. Which goes to show you hairstylists are cruel people who are heavily into pulling pranks on the innocent (scratch that, note “the retarded”) because she emerged hours later looking like a 60′s homely porn-star shooting a movie in a [...]

Here’s Dita Von Teese performing at the 60th Italian music festival in Sanremo, Italy, because apparently singers reach those high notes with more ease when they have a woodpecker in their pants and an erection can certainly be the third helping hand for a fast-handed drummer. We were about to say how wonderful it’d be [...]

Gary Coleman got so riled up during an interview to air on ‘The Insider’ Wednesday night that he walked off the set before it was finished, but not before he told one of the panelists to “go F**k herself” a dozen times. The expert’s response was that he needs to be medicated. Things started getting [...]