Archive for February, 2010

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Kim Kardashian airs out flight marshall on Twitter during flight

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Kim Kardashian found out she was seated next to an air marshal on a flight back to LA from NYC Tuesday night. Naturally she tweeted about it to her 3 million plus followers. “I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!” she [...]

Lady Gaga’s clitoris speaks out at the Brit Awards

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For those of you whose wish before they died and surrendered their soul to Lucifer was to catch a glimpse of Lady Gaga’s super-freakish vagina, we got you covered. In a move that was surely calculated and was meant to upstage her earlier appearance as an 18th century lampshade, Lady Gaga took her pussycat out [...]

Jennifer Aniston is clearly delusional

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If The National Inquirer is to be believed, Jennifer Aniston is ready to settle down with Gerard Butler and have his offsprings. Here’s Butler, still in Brazil, showing his commitment to Aniston by pretty much giving a Brazilian chick who just wanted a hug and an autograph a Pap Test and a mammogram at the [...]

Lady Gaga makes for a fantastic lampshade

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Here’s Lady Gaga at the Brit Awards last night (Feb. 16) looking like Marie Antoinette mated with her bedroom’s curtains and gave birth to a white, cascading lampshade 9 months later. Which is exactly what happens to scarecrows who are more into abusing meth than chasing crows away. Soon after, Lady Gaga did away with [...]

Mischa Barton smoking pot while driving

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Hey, we told you Mischa Barton finally got her shit together, didn’t we? So much so that she was snapped taking a big hit off a cheeba while driving on Tuesday, same exhibit of high intellect that got her a DUI for being high as a kite a few years back. Don’t know if there [...]

Kara DioGuardi strips down for Maxim

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Kara DioGuardi got down to a bikini for the latest issue of Maxim, a commendable effort to seduce male viewers into checking their penis at the door and sitting down to watch American Idol again since Ellen DeGeneres made sure they all got replaced by middle-aged Jon Voight- look-alike lesbians who reach for their anal [...]

Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord are hapilly intercoursing once again

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AnnaLynne McCord attended Jill Stuart’s Fashion Show during NYC Fashion Week the other day (see pics). A few hours later she was seen drinking and openly making out at the bar with Kellan Lutz at city hotspot Avenue Lounge. Having said that, does this mean Kellan will now stop obsessing about Robert Pattinson and how [...]

Miley Cyrus is wholesome in her super shorts and fake tan

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Only now that Miley Cyrus is free from the slavery bonds of those evil people at Disney who repressed her from expressing herself in the form of collagen implants, breast tattoos, fake tans, micro minis, torn-up shorts and other such liberties worthy of the ACLU getting wet over, do we realize that papa Cyrus had [...]