According to British tabloid The Mirror, Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has landed a multi-million dollar deal to be the next Bond girl and House’s Olivia Wilde is in negotiations to join her as a double-crossing United Nations worker. At this point, we’d like to congratulate Sam Mendes for recruiting the best possible medicine for [...]

An article in Reuters confirms that a Federal Appeals Court has finally put the final nail in the case of oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall’s estate. The late Anna Nicole Smith had been engaged in a nasty battle with Marshall’s late son E. Pierce Marshall over the estate for the better part of 15 years. [...]

News Of The World just revealed the official Emergency Medical Service Report completed by the ambulance staff who first tended to Michael Jackson and claims that the evidence on the report and charts are damning and could definitely send Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray behind bars. Via News Of The World: The bombshell Emergency Medical [...]

As we learn more about the fascinating story of Jesse’s penis into the skunk wonderland that is Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, we come to realize he was most likely having meaningful conversations with a smiling Hitler every time he took her from the back. See, the lovely Michelle, who happens to be bipolar, is the world’s [...]

When Lady Gaga was promoting her song “Telephone”, she turned her hair into a telephone receiver. Now she bought herself thousands of dollars of golden teeth to promote her new song “Teeth”. Can’t wait till she comes up with a song called “Penis Envy” so she can walk around with a couple of schlongs dangling [...]

Lady Gaga who is known to eat her boyfriends or at the very least turn them into decorative hair pieces if they weren’t particularly bad is raving mad at one specific ex-boyfriend because he realized her shit turns into golden nuggets and he wants to be one of the people behind her picking her droppings [...]

Here’s J-Woww of Jersey Shore with her plastic surgeon last night (who specializes in turning fake tits into freaks of nature so they can act better in reality shows) endorsing his new product Cosmetic Surgeon In A Jar and we can only guess he convinced her to do so by telling her it does a [...]

Holly Madison captured the very meaning of St.Patrick’s Day yesterday, which was to celebrate a saint who converted the Irish to Christianity by using the Shamrock with its three leaves as a symbol of the Holy Trinity. To elaborate, she used green midgits as armrests, played with beer pongs, sucked on green lollipops and flashed [...]