Archive for March, 2010

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Ok, so Jason Trawick is still getting paid to have sex with the mentally challenged

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Here’s Britney Spears wearing a silk diaper with the store tag still hanging from it during a solo shopping trip to Sunset Plaza in L.A yesterday, proving our theory that the only way Jason Trawick can still look at himself in the mirror without bursting in tears and smashing it into a thousand pieces (the [...]

Miley Cyrus received hate mail over gay marriage comments

Because Miley Cyrus has a direct line to Jesus and knows exactly what he approves of (she hangs up the phone and pretends she can’t hear it ringing when using the stripper pole) she took to her Twitter account last year to announce her support of gay unions. Which would have been fine had she [...]

Octomom and her kids faced with foreclosure

According to TMZ, octomom Nadya Suleman and her 14 kids may become homeless … because she’s fallen behind on mortgage payments to the tune of more than $450,000 … this according to the person who holds the note on the property. Octomom bought the La Habra, CA house in March, 2009. The seller, Amer Haddadin, [...]

Heidi Montag fires psychic manager just after one week

And guess what? The psychic did not know about it until he read it on the internet which proves we were right all along in thinking he was scamming her (read: skills of persuasion not too important with blow-up dolls). If the guy was truly legit, he would have predicted Heidi would turn into latex [...]

Half-naked photo of first lady of France for sale to the highest bidder

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French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s arm candy, Carla Bruni is having her 1992 bare ass up for auction. Which, considering the two have been in the midst of a variety of sex and infidelity scandals as of lately, won’t even get them to raise an eyebrow (well, at least that’s a certainty for Carla who eats [...]

Simon Cowell calls in the FBI after hackers raid his record label’s top tracks

According to British tabloid The Sun, Simon Cowell has turned to the FBI to stop hackers from stealing his label’s tracks. Computer whizzes have recently ramped up their raids on his Syco label, part of Sony BMG. Alexandra Burke’s upcoming single has been stolen and uploaded to illegal file-sharing sites, as has new material from [...]

Jersey Shore’s Snooki basically killed a teenager

RadarOnline is reporting that Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was criminally charged for selling booze to minors at a party at her house back in 2004– a party that ended with the tragic drunk driving death of one of her classmates. The only thing we can add to this is that we’re happy to see [...]

Jesse Sames apologizes to Sandra Bullock and his kids

Jesse James has broken his silence and issued an apology Thursday to his wife Sandra Bullock and his three children, taking full responsibility for the heartbreak the recent reports of his affair with a stripper/porn star named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee have caused. In a statement provided to PEOPLE, he says: “The vast majority of the [...]