Because we can’t get enough of heavily tattooed, slutty women who have sex with married men, here’s Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s “resume” as it was posted on a dirty girl webcam site called SoCalGlamourGirls.com (she also has 2 kids in grade school, but that was not deemed pertinent info for those looking to soil their webcams [...]

Here’s Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston at the New York premiere of their movie The Bounter Hunter last night, still pretending they have sweaty and passionate sex that leads to them falling asleep in each others arms every night. Which is completely unbelievable come to think of it, not because his penis has Attention Deficit [...]

Here’s Gisele Bundchen leaving a dance studio in L.A yesterday (March 17) and because we have a very good recollection of that knockout body with the chest of a 13-year old boy, we’re pretty sure her mammary glands are still in overdrive producing fresh, organic milk. Which means she probably squirted it all over her [...]

Ok, we get it now, all that areola flashing, giggling and splashing that Stephanie Seymour engaged in on the beach in St.Bart’s the other day was not for our eyes, but for those of a mystery man she was seen arm in arm on the same beach yesterday. We don’t know much about him, but [...]

It is possible we were more shocked at the idea that Heidi Montag sported one of the human traits known as cellulite than at the idea she actually got to be part of a legitimate film this week. Because it’s like saying you were passing by a clothing store’s window and one of the mannequins [...]

Former child star Todd Bridges was so desperate to make cash when hit TV show “Diff’rent Strokes” ended that he became a Hollywood drug dealer. The actor was 22, out of work and in debt to tune of $300,000, and so he opted for desperate measures to pay off what he owed and get rich [...]

For those of you who look at Lady Gaga and think “hey, me stealing my mom’s make-up and wearing her G-cup mesh La Breeze bra isn’t that weird after all” (except you’re 40 years old and you’re a dude), well, brace yourselves for more competition, because Baby Gaga is due any minute now. See, Lady [...]

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are no longer engaged in the cumbersome activity of getting M&Ms off of their private parts after each sex session as the two are no longer an item. We’re guessing the breaking point for her was when she got the McDonald’s drive-thru instead of the KFC all-you-can-eat buffet on Valentine’s [...]