Sandra Bullock was definitely blindsided by news of her husband’s infidelity, when the result of the genetic experiment to blend Kat Von D’s and Marilyn Manson’s genes told InTouch magazine of her year-long affair with Jesse James while she was away filming The Blind Side (Bullock had paid homage to Jesse at the Golden Globes, [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio posed for the March issue of French Elle, and in all honesty, posting her pics next to Heidi Klum’s made us realize she looks like a pre-pubescent teenager. Trust the French to take an insanely hot Victoria’s Secret Angel and turn her into a post-it with pen marks for tits holding two smelly, [...]

Heidi Klum posed topless for the April Issue of Allure magazine, basically with the sole intention of driving 99.99% of American women who haven’t even given birth yet into a nightmare world of carrot and celery sticks and proving that the Nazi experiment of producing superior genetic beings with the ability to give birth to [...]

Ex-supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Stephanie Seymour seems to be getting a bit more careless with her areolas since she’s no longer married to a brontosaurus threatening to smack her back into her senses with his over-stretched balls if she slips up. Now if she could go about her business without her kid in the [...]

Being the hopelessly romantic that she is, Pamela Anderson has lamented to British tabloids that the absence of a giant cock to hold her at night has left a huge void in her heart: “I always get my heart broken… It’s not so bad being single. I miss sex. It helps me relax. And I’m [...]

Page Six is reporting that Paris Hilton’s sister Nicky is getting ready to walk down the aisle again, this time with her long-term boyfriend, David Katzenberg who is planning a proposal. The two have been dating for 4 years, which is apparently how long it took her boyfriend to come up with the cash for [...]

Gary Dourdan of “CSI” was the alleged victim of domestic violence Tuesday afternoon, and the attacker was none other than his much smaller girlfriend who was promptly cuffed and taken into custody, according to TMZ. Police told the website when they arrived they found Dourdan scratched up. They arrested Maria Asis del Alamo where she [...]

Apparently “a technical malfunction” yesterday morning led to preschoolers in North Carolina watching an overeager Candy inviting heavily hang suitors to spank her senselessly insted of Spongebob Squarepants, leaving parents with the confusing task of having to explain to their 5-year olds that nobody is going to cook and eat their pussy cat. Via FoxNews.com: [...]